The House: An Episode in the Lives of Reuben Baker, Astronomer, and of His Wife, Alice — John Shaqi
The House: An Episode in the Lives of Reuben Baker, Astronomer, and of His Wife, AliceField, Eugene
General
The House: An Episode in the Lives of Reuben Baker, Astronomer, and of His Wife, Alice
Field, Eugene
Home ownership -- Fiction; Humorous stories
As I now remember, it was about this time that Alice made up her mind
that the reception-room should be treated in blue. Her birth had
occurred in December, and therefore turquoise was her birth-stone and the
blue thereof was her favorite color. I am not much of a believer in such
things--in fact, I discredit all superstitions except such as involve
black cats and the rabbit's foot, and these exceptions are wholly
reasonable, for my family lived for many years in Salem, Mass. But I
have always conceded that Alice has as good a right to her superstitions
as I to mine. I bought her the prettiest turquoise ring I could afford,
and I approved her determination to treat the reception-room in blue. I
rather enjoyed the prospect of the luxury of a reception-room; it had
ground the iron into my soul that, ever since we married and settled
down, Alice and I had been compelled in winter months to entertain our
callers in the same room where we ate our meals. In summer this
humiliation did not afflict us, for then we always sat of an evening on
the front porch.
The blue room met with a curious fate. One Christmas our beneficent
friend, Colonel Mullaly, presented Alice and me with a beautiful and
valuable lamp. Alice went to Burley's the next week and priced one (not
half as handsome) and was told that it cost sixty dollars. It was a
tall, shapely lamp, with an alabaster and Italian marble pedestal
cunningly polished; a magnificent yellow silk shade served as the
crowning glory to this superb creation.
For a week, perhaps, Alice was abstracted; then she told me that she had
been thinking it all over and had about made up her mind that when we got
our new house she would have the reception-room treated in a delicate
canary shade.
"But why abandon the blue, my dear?" I asked. "I think it would be so
pretty to have the decoration of the room match your turquoise ring."
"That 's just like a man!" said Alice. "Reuben, dear, could you possibly
imagine anything else so perfectly horrid as a yellow lampshade in a blue
room?"
"You are right, sweetheart," said I. "That is something I had never
thought of before. You are right; canary color it shall be, and when we
have moved in I 'll buy you a dear little canary bird in a lovely gold
cage, and we 'll hang it in the front window right over the lamp, so that
everybody can see our treasures from the street and envy our happiness!"
"You dear, sweet boy!" cried Alice, and she reached up and pulled my head
down and kissed her dear, sweet boy on his bald spot. Alice is an angel!
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
Reviews
Reviews
No reviews yet
Be the first to share your thoughts on this work.
Join the Discussion
Join the discussion
Sign in to leave a comment or review.
Sign InorCreate an account