The House: An Episode in the Lives of Reuben Baker, Astronomer, and of His Wife, AliceField, Eugene
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The House: An Episode in the Lives of Reuben Baker, Astronomer, and of His Wife, Alice
Field, Eugene
Home ownership -- Fiction; Humorous stories
I fear I am wearying you with the prolixity of my narrative. So let me
pass rapidly over the ten years that succeeded to the yellow-lamp epoch.
Ten hard but sweet years! Years full of struggle and hopes, touched with
bereavement and sorrow, but precious years, for troubles, like those we
have had, sanctify human lives. Children came to us, and of these
priceless treasures we lost two. If I thought Alice would ever see these
lines I should not say to you now that from the two great sorrows of
those years my heart has never been and never shall be weaned. I would
not have Alice know this, for it would open afresh the wounds her dear,
tender mother-heart has suffered.
Galileo and Herschel are strapping fellows. They have survived their
juvenile ambitions to be milkmen, policemen, lamp-lighters, butchers,
grocerymen, etc., respectively. Both are now in the manual-training
school. Fanny, Josephine and Erasmus--I have not mentioned them
before,--these are the children that are left to us of those that have
come in the later years. And, my! how they are growing! What changes
have taken place in them and all about us! My affairs have prospered; if
it had n't been for the depression that set in two years ago I should
have had one thousand dollars in bank by this time. My salary has
increased steadily year by year; it has now reached a sum that enables me
to hope for speedy relief from those financial worries which encompass
the head of a numerous household. By the practice of rigid economy in
family expenses I have been able to accumulate a large number of
black-letter books and a fine collection of curios, including some fifty
pieces of mediaeval armor. We have lived in rented houses all these
years, but at no time has Alice abandoned the hope and the ambition of
having a home of her own. "Our house" has been the burthen of her song
from one year's end to the other. I understand that this becomes a
monomania with a woman who lives in a rented house.
And, gracious! what changes has "our house" undergone since first dear
Alice pictured it as a possibility to me! It has passed through every
character, form, and style of architecture conceivable. From five rooms
it has grown to fourteen. The reception parlor, chameleon-like, has
changed color eight times. There have duly loomed up bewildering visions
of a library, a drawing-room, a butler's pantry, a nursery, a
laundry--oh, it quite takes my breath away to recall and recount the
possibilities which Alice's hopes and fancies conjured up.
But, just two months ago to-day Alice burst in upon me. I was in my
study over the kitchen figuring upon the probable date of the conjunction
of Venus and Saturn in the year 1963.
"Reuben, dear," cried Alice, "I 've done it! I 've bought a place!"
"Alice Fothergill Baker," says I, "what _do_ you mean!"
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