The Humors of Falconbridge: A Collection of Humorous and Every Day Scenes — John Shaqi
The Humors of Falconbridge: A Collection of Humorous and Every Day ScenesFalconbridge
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The Humors of Falconbridge: A Collection of Humorous and Every Day Scenes
Falconbridge
American wit and humor
There is not a beast in existence that will attack a man if he keeps his
eyes steady upon the animal, but will cower and sneak off, and so did
the wolf. But no sooner had she turned her head and with a howl started
off, than a blue pill from the drover's Yeager split her skull, and
brought her career to a speedy termination.
_Whoo-ep!_
A shout so peculiar to the lusty lungs of the western hunter made the
welkin ring again, and as the astonished drover turned towards the
shouter, he beheld a sight that proved quite as formidable as the wolf
he had just slain.
"Well done, stranger; you're the man for me; I like you. That shot done
my heart good, though I was about to do the old she devil's business for
ye, seeing as you war sort o' close quartered with the varmint."
"Thank you," responded the drover, addressing the speaker, a tall,
gaunt, iron-featured, weather-beaten figure, with long grey hair, and a
rude suit of wolf-skin clothing, cap and moccasins. He held in his long
arms a large rifle, a knife in his belt, and a powder horn slung over
his side. He seemed the very patriarch of the woods, but good humored,
and with his rough hilarity soon explained his presence there.
"Well, stranger," said he, "you have had a mighty chance of bad luck yer
last night, and I never saw them cursed varmints so crazy afore."
"Do you live in these parts?" inquired the drover.
"Ha! ha! yes, yes," replied the hunter. "I live yer, I live anywhar's
whar wolf can be found. But you don't know me, I reckon, stranger?"
"I do not," said the drover.
"Ha! ha! well, that's quare, mighty quare. I thought thar warn't a man
this side the blue ridge but what knows me and old _kit_ here, (his
rifle.) Well, seeing you are a stranger, I'll just take that old
sarpent's top-knot off, and have a talk with ye."
With this introductory of matters, the hunter in the wolf-skins scalped
the wolf, and tucking the scalp in his belt, motioned the drover to
follow. He led the way in deep silence some half a mile to a small
stream, down which they proceeded for some distance, until they came to
a low and rudely-constructed cabin. Here the hunter requested the drover
to take a seat on a log, in front of the cabin, while he entered through
a small aperture in his hut, and brought forth a pipe, tobacco, and some
dried meat. These dainties being discussed, old Nimrod the mean time
kept chuckling to himself, and mumbling over the idea that there should
be a white man or _Ingin_ this side the blue ridge that didn't know
_him_.
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