The Humors of Falconbridge: A Collection of Humorous and Every Day ScenesFalconbridge
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The Humors of Falconbridge: A Collection of Humorous and Every Day Scenes
Falconbridge
American wit and humor
devils. We had been out some four or five days when we fell in with the
inimy; it war just about sunset, and the red skins war camped in a
hollow close by this spot. We intended to let 'em get through their
smoking and stretch themselves for the night, and then squar our
accounts with 'em. Stranger, I've lived in these woods thirty years, I
never saw such a hurricane as we had yer last night, 'cept once. The
night we lay in ambush for the _Ingins_, six-and-twenty years ago, thar
came up a hurricane, the next mornin' eleven of the bodies of my
neighbors lay crushed along the bottom yer, and for a hundred miles
along the Sciota, whar the hurricane passed, the great walnuts and
sycamore lay blasted, root and branch, just as straight as ye'd run a
bee line; no timber grow'd upon these bottoms since. Five on us escaped
the hurricane, but before day we fell in with a large party of red
skins, and we fought 'em like devils; three on us fell; myself and the
only neighbor left war obliged to fly to the hills. I made my way to the
settlement.
"Stranger, when I looked down from the hills of Paint creek, and saw the
block house scattered over the bottom, and not a cabin standin' or a
livin' cre'ter to be seen in the settlement of Chillicothe, my heart
left me; I become a woman at once, and sot down and cry'd as if I'd been
whipped to death." The old man's voice grew husky, and the tears
suffused his eyes, but after a few sighs and a tear, he proceeded:
"Well, you see, stranger, a man cannot always be a child, nor a woman,
either; my crying spell appeared to ease my heart amazin'ly. I
shouldered old kit here, and down I went to examine things. The
hurricane had scattered every thing; the fire had been at work too, but,
great God! the bloody _wolf_ had been thar, the settlement was kivered
with the bloody bones of my own family and friends; if any had escaped
the hurricane, the fire or wolf, the _Ingins_ finished 'em, for I never
seen 'em afterwards; I couldn't bear to stay about the place, I'd no
home, friend, or kindred. I took to the woods, and swore eternal death
to the red skins and my nat'ral inimy, the _wolf!_ I've been true to my
word, stranger; that cabin is lined with skelps and ornamented with
Ingin _top-knots!_ Look in, ha! ha! see there! they may well call old
Chris the _Wolf Slayer!_"
The drover regaled his eyes on the trophies of the old forlorn hunter,
and then visited the _perch_, which was situated close by a "deer lick,"
where wolves resorted to fall upon their victims. And from this _perch_
old _Wolf Slayer_ had made fearful work upon his nat'ral inimy the night
previous. The old hunter assisted, during the day, to collect such of
the scattered drove as yet were alive or to be found; the men came with
another of their companions, and the small drove and men left the scene
of terror and disaster, wishing a God-speed to the _Wolf Slayer_.
The Man that knew 'em All.
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