My wife took a step towards her. “Look at that dress, dear,” she whispered; “she never thought anything like this was going to happen when she put _that_ on.” It was a pretty, delicate, dainty dress, a graceful, narrow-striped affair. Her hat was trimmed with a narrow-striped silk of the same colour—maroon and white; and in her hand she held a parasol that matched her dress. “She’s had a new dress on twice a day,” said my wife; “but that’s the prettiest yet. Oh, somehow—I’m _awfully_ sorry they’re going!” But going they were. They moved towards the steps. Mrs. Brede looked towards my wife, and my wife moved towards Mrs. Brede. But the ostracised woman, as though she felt the deep humiliation of her position, turned sharply away, and opened her parasol to shield her eyes from the sun. A shower of rice—a half-pound shower of rice—fell down over her pretty hat and her pretty dress, and fell in a splattering circle on the floor, outlining her skirts, and there it lay in a broad, uneven band, and bright in the morning sun. [Illustration: “MRS. BREDE WAS IN MY WIFE’S ARMS.”] Mrs. Brede was in my wife’s arms, sobbing as if her young heart would break. “Oh, you poor, dear, silly children!” my wife cried, as Mrs. Brede sobbed on her shoulder; “why _didn’t_ you tell us?” “W-w-we didn’t want to be t-t-taken for a b-b-b-b-bridal couple,” sobbed Mrs. Brede; “and we d-d-didn’t _dream_ what awful lies we’d have to tell, and all the aw-aw-ful mixed-up mess of it. Oh, dear, dear, dear!” * * * * * “Pete!” commanded Mr. Jacobus, “put back them trunks. These folks stays here’s long’s they wants ter. Mr. Brede”—he held out a large, hard hand—“I’d orter ’ve known better,” he said; and my last doubt of Mr. Brede vanished as he shook that grimy hand in manly fashion. The two women were walking off toward “our view,” each with an arm about the other’s waist—touched by a sudden sisterhood of sympathy. “Gentlemen,” said Mr. Brede, addressing Jacobus, Biggle, the Major, and me, “there is a hostelry down the street where they sell honest New Jersey beer. I recognise the obligations of the situation.” We five men filed down the street, and the two women went toward the pleasant slope where the sunlight gilded the forehead of the great hill. On Mr. Jacobus’s verandah lay a spattered circle of shining grains of rice. Two of Mr. Jacobus’s pigeons flew down and picked up the shining grains, making grateful noises far down in their throats. _H. C. Bunner._ ------------------------------------------------------------------------ _THE EUREKY RAT-TRAP._ [Illustration: “I TAKE GREAT PLEASURE IN PRESENTING TO YOUR ATTENTION THE EUREKY RAT-TRAP.”]