_Wilf_. Yes, sir; I marry. Once the earldom comes into my line, I shall
take measures to perpetuate its remaining there. I marry, sir! I do not
say that I shall love. My heart has changed mistresses too often to
settle down in one servitude now, sir. But fill, I pray you, friends.
This, if I mistake not, is the day whence I shall date my new fortunes;
and, for that reason, hither have I invited you, that, having been so
long my boon companions, you shall be the first to congratulate me.
[Enter Waiter]
_Waiter_. You are wanted, Master Wilford.
_Wilf_. By whom?
_Waiter_. One Master Walter.
_Wilf_. His lordship's agent! News, sirs! Show him in!
[Waiter goes out]
My heart's a prophet, sirs--The Earl is dead.
[Enter MASTER WALTER]
Well, Master Walter. How accost you me?
_Wal_. As your impatience shows me you would have me.
My Lord, the Earl of Rochdale!
_Gay_. Give you joy!
_Hold_. All happiness, my lord!
_Simp_. Long life and health unto your lordship!
_Gay_. Come!
We'll drink to his lordship's health! 'Tis two o'clock,
We'll e'en carouse till midnight! Health, my lord!
_Hold_. My lord, much joy to you!
_Simp_. All good to your lordship!
_Wal_. Give something to the dead!
_Gay_. Give what?
_Wal_. Respect!
He has made the living! First to him that's gone,
Say "Peace!"--and then with decency to revels!
_Gay_. What means the knave by revels?
_Wal_. Knave?
_Gay_. Ay, knave!
_Wal_. Go to! Thou'rt flushed with wine!
_Gay_. Thou sayest false!
Though didst thou need a proof thou speakest true,
I'd give thee one. Thou seest but one lord here,
And I see two!
_Wal_. Reflect'st thou on my shape?
Thou art a villain!
_Gay_. [Starting up.] Ha!
_Wal_. A coward, too!
Draw!
[Drawing his sword.]
_Gay_. Only mark him! how he struts about!
How laughs his straight sword at his noble back.
_Wal_. Does it? It cuffs thee for a liar then!
[Strikes GAYLOVE with his sword.]
_Gay_. A blow!
_Wal_. Another, lest you doubt the first!
_Gay_. His blood on his own head! I'm for you, sir!
[Draws.]
_Clif_. Hold, sir! This quarrel's mine!
[Coming forward and drawing.]
_Wal_. No man shall fight for me, sir!
_Clif_. By your leave,
Your patience, pray! My lord, for so I learn
Behoves me to accost you--for your own sake
Draw off your friend!
_Wal_. Not till we have a bout, sir!
_Clif_. My lord, your happy fortune ill you greet!
Ill greet it those who love you--greeting thus
The herald of it!
_Wal_. Sir, what's that to you?
Let go my sleeve!
_Clif_. My lord, if blood be shed
On the fair dawn of your prosperity,
Look not to see the brightness of its day.
'Twill be o'ercast throughout!
_Gay_. My lord, I'm struck!
_Clif_. You gave the first blow, and the hardest one!
Look, sir; if swords you needs must measure, I'm
Your mate, not he!
_Wal_. I'm mate for any man!
_Clif_. Draw off your friend, my lord, for your own sake!
_Wilf_. Come, Gaylove! let's have another room.
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