"My dear Vane," he said, lifting a glass to the light, "you should write
me a play. I am sure you could do it. These fellows who are in the mere
business of it,--well, they are really impossible. They are so vulgar,
so dreadful to do business with. I hate business, I am a child in such
affairs; everyone cheats me. I mean to have none but gentlemen on my
business staff next season. The others grate on me, Vane, they grate.
And if I could only gather a company of actors who were also
gentlemen--Oh, I assure you, one cannot believe what things I endure.
The stupidity of actors!" He pronounced the word as if it were accented
on the last syllable. He raised his eyes to heaven as he faltered in
description of the stupidities he had to contend with.
"Write a play?" said Orson, "I fear that would be out of my line. I
merely live, you know; I do not describe."
"Oh, I think you would be just the man. You would give me a play that
society would like. You would make no mistakes of taste. And think, my
dear fellow, just think of the prestige my performance would give you.
It would be the making of you. You would be launched. You would need no
other recommendation. When you approach any of these manager fellows all
you have to do is to say, 'Wantage is doing a play of mine.' That is a
hallmark; it means success for a young man."
"Perhaps. But I have no ambitions in that way. How do you like my
Bonnheimer?"
"H'm--not bad, Vane, not bad. But you should taste my St. Innesse. It is
a '74. I got it from the cellars of the Duke of Arran. You know Merrill,
the wine-merchant on Broadway? Shrewd fellow! Always keeps me in mind;
whenever he sees a sale of a good cellar on the other side, he puts in a
bid; knows he can always depend on Wantage taking the bouquet of it off
his hands. You must take dinner with me some night, and try that St.
Innesse. Ex-President Richards told me, the other evening, that it was
the mellowest vintage he had tasted in years. You know Richards? Oh, you
should, you should!"
Vane listened, quietly amused. The vanity, the egoism of this player
were so obvious, so transparent, so blatant. He wondered, more than
ever, what was under that mask of arrogance and conceit. The perfect
frankness of the conceit made it almost admirable.
"You know," Wantage remarked presently, "I'm really playing truant,
taking supper with you. I ought to be studying."
"A new play?"
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