The Imported Bridegroom, and Other Stories of the New York GhettoCahan, Abraham
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The Imported Bridegroom, and Other Stories of the New York Ghetto
Cahan, Abraham
Jews -- New York (State) -- New York -- Fiction; United States -- Emigration and immigration -- Fiction
Only nineteen and a poor orphan, the fame of the prospective
bridegroom, as a marvel of acumen and memory, reached far and wide.
Few of the subtlest rabbinical minds in the district were accounted
his match in debate, and he was said to have some two thousand
Talmudical folios literally at his finger's ends. This means that if
you had placed the tip of your finger on some word of a volume, he
could have told you the word which came under your pressure on any
other page you might name. As we shall have to cultivate the young
man's acquaintance, let it be added that he was quite boyish of
figure, and that had it not been for an excess of smiling frankness,
his pale, blue-eyed face would have formed the nearest Semitic
approach to the current portraits of Lord Byron. His admirers deplored
his lack of staidness. While visiting at Pravly, in a manner, as the
guest of the town, he was detected giving snuff to a pig, and then
participating with much younger boys in a race over the bridge.
His betrothment to Reb Lippe's daughter was still the subject of
negotiation, and there were said to be serious obstacles in the way.
The prodigy's relatives were pleased with Reb Lippe's pedigree and
social rank, but thought that the boy could marry into a wealthier
family and get a prettier girl into the bargain. Nevertheless Reb
Lippe's manner at the synagogue was as though the engagement were an
accomplished fact, and he kept the young man by his side, his own
seat being next the rabbi's, which was by the Holy Ark.
Asriel, as a newcomer, and out of respect for his fabulous wealth, was
also accorded a seat of honor on the other side of the Ark. Before he
had expatriated himself his place used to be near the door--a
circumstance which was fresh in the mind of Reb Lippe, who chafed to
see him divert attention from the prodigy and his purchaser. Now Reb
Lippe was a proud old gentleman, too jealous of the memory of his
rabbinical ancestry and of his own time-honored dignity to give way to
a mere boor of a heckler, no matter how much American gold he had to
atone for his antecedents. Accordingly, when his fellow trustee
suggested that the American ought to be summoned to the reading of the
Third Section in the week's portion of the Pentateuch,--the highest
honor connected with the reading of the Law, and one for which the
visiting nabob was sure to pay a liberal donation,--the venerable
countenance turned crimson.
"Let the sections be auctioned off!" he jerked out.
The proceeding was seldom practiced on an ordinary Sabbath; but Reb
Lippe's will was law, as peremptory and irresistible as the Law of
Moses, with which it was now concerned. And so the worshipers
presently found themselves converted into so many eye-witnesses of a
battle of purses.
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