The Imported Bridegroom, and Other Stories of the New York Ghetto — John Shaqi
The Imported Bridegroom, and Other Stories of the New York GhettoCahan, Abraham
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The Imported Bridegroom, and Other Stories of the New York Ghetto
Cahan, Abraham
Jews -- New York (State) -- New York -- Fiction; United States -- Emigration and immigration -- Fiction
"Five gildens for the Third!" called out the weazen-faced little
sexton from the reading-platform, in the traditional sing-song that
became his draggling black beard so well. As a bona-fide business
transaction is not allowed on the holy day, even though the house of
God be the sole gainer by it, the sexton's figures were fictitious--in
so far, at least, as they were understood to represent double the
actual amount to be paid to the synagogue by the purchaser of the good
deed.
"Six gildens for the Third!" he went on in interpretation of a
frowning nod from Reb Lippe.
A contemptuous toss of Asriel's head threw another gilden on top of
the sum. Two other members signaled to the auctioneer, and, warming up
to his task, he sang out with gusto, "Eight gildens for the Third!"
Then came in rapid succession: "Nine gildens for the Third! Ten
gildens for the Third! Eleven gildens, twelve, thirteen, fourteen
gildens for the Third!"
The other bidders, one by one, dropped out of the race, and when the
sum reached sixty gildens the field was left to Reb Lippe and Asriel.
The congregation was spellbound. Some with gaping mouths, others with
absorbed simpers on their faces, but all with sportsman-like fire in
their eyes, the worshipers craned their necks in the direction of the
two contestants alternately.
The prodigy had edged away from his seat to a coign of vantage. He was
repeatedly called back by winks from his uncle, but was too deeply
interested in the progress of the auction to heed them.
"Seventy gildens for the Third! Seventy-one, seventy-two, three, four,
five, seventy-six, seventy-seven, eight, nine, eighty gildens for the
Third!"
The skirmish waxed so hot, shots flew so thick and so fast, that the
perspiring sexton, and with him some of the spectators, was swiveling
his head from right to left and from left to right with the swift
regularity of gymnastic exercise.
It must be owned that so far as mute partisanship was concerned,
Asriel had the advantage of his adversary, for even some of Reb
Lippe's stanchest friends and admirers had a lurking relish for seeing
it brought home to their leading citizen that there were wealthier
people than he in the world.
The women, too, shared in the excitement of the morning. Their windows
were glistening with eyes, and the reports of their lucky occupants to
the anxious knots in the rear evoked hubbubs of conflicting
interjections which came near involving the matronly assemblage in
civil war.
The Third Section brought some twenty-eight rubles, net. Asriel was
certain that the last bid had been made by him, and that the honor and
the good deed were accordingly his. When it came to the reading,
however, and the Third Section was reached, the reader called out Reb
Lippe's name.
Asriel was stupefied.
"Hold on! That won't do!" he thundered, suddenly feeling himself an
American citizen. "I have bought it and I mean to have it." His face
was fire; his eyes looked havoc.
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