The Imported Bridegroom, and Other Stories of the New York Ghetto — John Shaqi
The Imported Bridegroom, and Other Stories of the New York GhettoCahan, Abraham
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The Imported Bridegroom, and Other Stories of the New York Ghetto
Cahan, Abraham
Jews -- New York (State) -- New York -- Fiction; United States -- Emigration and immigration -- Fiction
A wave of deprecation swept over the room. Dozens of reading-desks
were slapped for order. Reb Lippe strode up to the platform, pompous,
devout, resplendent in the gold lace of his praying-shawl and the
flowing silver of his beard, as though the outburst of indignation
against Asriel were only an ovation to himself. He had the cunning of
a fox, the vanity of a peacock, and the sentimentality of a woman
during the Ten Days of Penance. There were many skeptics as to the
fairness of the transaction, but these were too deeply impressed by
the grandeur of his triumphal march to whisper an opinion. The prodigy
alone spoke his mind.
"Why, I do think the other man was the last to nod--may I be ill if he
was not," the _enfant terrible_ said quite audibly, and was hushed by
his uncle.
"Is he really going to get it?" Asriel resumed, drowning all
opposition with his voice. "Milk a billy-goat! You can't play that
trick on me! Mine was the last bid. Twenty-eight scurvy rubles! Pshaw!
I am willing to pay a hundred, two hundred, five hundred. I can buy up
all Pravly, Reb Lippe, his gold lace and all, and sell him at a loss,
too!" He made a dash at the reading-platform, as if to take the Third
Section by force, but the bedlam which his sally called forth checked
him.
"Is this a market-place?" cried the second trustee, with conscious
indignation.
"Shut the mouth of that boor!" screamed a member, in sincere disgust.
"Put him out!" yelled another, with relish in the scene.
"If he can't behave in a holy place let him go back to his America!"
exclaimed a third, merely to be in the running. But his words had the
best effect: they reminded Asriel that he was a stranger and that the
noise might attract the police.
At the same moment he saw the peaked face of the aged rabbi by his
side. Taking him by the arm, the old man begged him not to disturb the
Sabbath.
Whether the mistake was on Asriel's side or on the sexton's, or
whether there was any foul play in the matter, is not known; but
Asriel relented and settled down at his desk to follow the remainder
of the reading in his Pentateuch, although the storm of revenge which
was raging in his breast soon carried off his attention, and he lost
track.
The easy success of his first exhortation brought the rabbi to
Asriel's side once again.
"I knew your father,--peace upon him! He was a righteous Jew," he
addressed him in a voice trembling and funereal with old age. "Obey
me, my son, ascend the platform, and offer the congregation a public
apology. The Holy One--blessed be He--will help you."
The rabbi's appeal moved Asriel to tears, and tingling with devout
humility he was presently on the platform, speaking in his blunt,
gruff way.
"Do not take it hard, my rabbis! I meant no offense to any one, though
there was a trick--as big as a fat bull. Still, I donate two hundred
rubles, and let the cantor recite 'God full of Mercy' for the souls of
my father and mother,--peace upon them."
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