The Imported Bridegroom, and Other Stories of the New York GhettoCahan, Abraham
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The Imported Bridegroom, and Other Stories of the New York Ghetto
Cahan, Abraham
Jews -- New York (State) -- New York -- Fiction; United States -- Emigration and immigration -- Fiction
"Shaya smoke a cigarette on the Sabbath!" he repeated. "Well, and I
have this to say, that Mendele, and yourself, and the whole lot of you
are nothing but a set of first-class liars and begrudging
gossip-mongers. It must give him a belly-ache to think that he could
not afford such a bridegroom for his girl and that I could. Well, I
have got a prodigy for my daughter and he has licked the whole lot of
you learned fellows to ground coffee. I have got him,--see?--and let
all my enemies and the boy's enemies burst for envy." He clicked his
tongue and snapped his fingers, and for a moment stood glaring
witheringly at his interlocutor.
"Well, I am not going to argue with a boor," said Reb Tzalel, in utter
disgust.
His words were drowned in the noise, but the "boor" reached Asriel's
ear and touched him on the raw. "Shut up, Reb Tzalel!" he said,
paling.
"Why should I? This is not your house. It is God's dwelling. Here I
am richer than you. I only wanted to say that it is not you I pity.
You have been a boor, and that's what you are and will be. But the boy
was about to become a great man in Israel, and you have brought him
over here for bedeviled America to turn him into an appikoros. Woe!
woe! woe!"
"Keep still, Reb Tzalel; take pity," Asriel implored, in a squeaking
voice. "Don't spill any salt over my wounds. Forgive me,--you know I
am a boor. Do take pity and say no more; but all you have said--they
have said--is a lie--the cholera choke me if it is not." And gasping
for breath, he ran out of the synagogue.
When he found himself in the street he was conscious of some terrific
blow having just been dealt him, but did not clearly realize its full
meaning; and what had transpired a minute before, between him and Reb
Tzalel, seemed to have occurred in the remote past. The clamor of the
street peddlers, and the whole maze of squalor and noise through which
he was now scurrying, he appeared to hear and to view at a great
distance, as if it all were on the other side of a broad river, he
hurrying on his lonely way along the deserted bank opposite.
"An appikoros! an appikoros!" he said to himself, vainly trying to
grasp the meaning of the word which he knew but too well. "An
appikoros, smoking on the Sabbath!" The spectacle smote him in cold
blood. "Shaya smoke on the holy Sabbath! It's a lie!"
He started in the direction of Mendele's residence, bent upon
thrashing the red-haired talebearer to death. Soon, however, he halted
and turned homeward. The courage failed Asriel Stroon to face the man
who had seen his daughter's fiancé smoke a cigarette on a Saturday.
Then Shaya appeared to his mind as something polluted, sacrilegious,
and although this something had nothing in common with his beloved
prodigy, save the name, and the young man whitened in the distance,
pure and lovely as ever, Asriel's rage surged in the direction of his
home, and he mended pace to storm the house as soon as he could get
there.
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