The Imported Bridegroom, and Other Stories of the New York GhettoCahan, Abraham
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The Imported Bridegroom, and Other Stories of the New York Ghetto
Cahan, Abraham
Jews -- New York (State) -- New York -- Fiction; United States -- Emigration and immigration -- Fiction
Asriel could have lived on the spectacle, and although unable to
participate in it himself, he now, since the advent of the prodigy,
looked upon it as a world in which he was not without a voice. He was
seated in a remote corner of the Gemarah room, now watching the noisy
scenes with open-mouthed reverence, now turning to admire Reb Tzalel
by his side. The cadaverous face and burning eyes of the peddler were
sneering at the drab-colored page before him; while his voice sounded
melancholy, like a subdued bugle call.
Presently Reb Tzalel paused, and the two engaged in converse. As
Asriel was boasting of Shaya's genius and kindliness of disposition,
vainly courting his friend for a word of assent, the peddler, suddenly
reddening in the face, interrupted him:--
"What's the use of playing cat and rat, Mr. Stroon?" he burst out with
his ghastly smile. "I may as well tell you what lies like a heavy
stone on my heart. Your Shaya is going to the bad. He is an
_appikoros_."[9]
[9] Epicurean; atheist.
"An appikoros!" Asriel demanded, as if the word had suddenly acquired
a new meaning.
"Yes, an appikoros, and a Jeroboam the son of Nebat--he sins, and
leads others to sin," the Talmudist declared tartly. "I hated to
cause you the pain, Mr. Stroon, but he has gone too far in Gentile
books, and when he is here and you are not about he talks to everybody
he can get hold of concerning the way the world swings around the sun,
how rain and thunder, day and night--everything--can be explained as a
matter of common sense, and that there is no God in heaven, and all
that sort of vile stuff that you hear from every appikoros--may they
all be hurled from one end of the world to the other! Everything can
be explained--may the Angel of Death explain it to them, may they"--
"Hold on, Reb Tzalel!" Asriel shouted:
"You need not curse him: you don't feed him, do you? And what you say
is a lie!--as big a lie as Og the King of Bashan!" he concluded with
calm ferocity, raising his burly figure from the bench.
"A lie, is it? Very well, then--you shall know all. Little Mendele saw
your imported decoration smoking a cigarette last Sabbath."
"Shaya smoke on the Sabbath!" Asriel echoed. The practical, concrete
nature of this sin came home to him with a more forceful blow than all
the peddler had said about Shaya's ungodly theories. "Begone!" the
surrounding chaos seemed to say to the "boor." "From now on you have
nothing to do here!"
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