The Ingoldsby Legends; or, Mirth and MarvelsIngoldsby, Thomas
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The Ingoldsby Legends; or, Mirth and Marvels
Ingoldsby, Thomas
English fiction -- 19th century; English poetry -- 19th century; English wit and humor; Humorous poetry, English
"Ay, dreams,--or dream, perhaps, I should say; for, though repeated, it
was still the same. And what do you imagine was its subject?"
"It is impossible for me to divine," said the tongue;--"I have not the
least difficulty in guessing," said the eye, as plainly as ever eye
spoke.
"I dreamt--of your great grandfather!"
There was a change in the glance--"My great grandfather?"
"Yes, the old Sir Giles, or Sir John, you told me about the other day:
he walked into my bedroom in his short cloak of murrey-coloured velvet,
his long rapier, and his Raleigh-looking hat and feather, just as the
picture represents him: but with one exception."
"And what was that?"
"Why, his lower extremities, which were visible, were--those of a
skeleton."
"Well."
"Well, after taking a turn or two about the room, and looking round him
with a wistful air, he came to the bed's foot, stared at me in a manner
impossible to describe,--and then he--he laid hold of my pantaloons;
whipped his long bony legs into them in a twinkling; and strutting up
to the glass, seemed to view himself in it with great complacency. I
tried to speak, but in vain. The effort, however, seemed to excite
his attention; for, wheeling about, he showed me the grimmest-looking
death's head you can well imagine, and with an indescribable grin
strutted out of the room."
"Absurd! Charles. How can you talk such nonsense?"
"But, Caroline,--the breeches are really gone."
* * * * *
On the following morning, contrary to his usual custom, Seaforth
was the first person in the breakfast parlour. As no one else was
present, he did precisely what nine young men out of ten so
situated would have done; he walked up to the mantel-piece,
established himself upon the rug, and subducting his coat-tails one
under each arm, turned towards the fire that portion of the human
frame which it is considered equally indecorous to present to a
friend or an enemy. A serious, not to say anxious, expression was
visible upon his good-humoured countenance, and his mouth was
fast buttoning itself up for an incipient whistle, when little Flo, a
tiny spaniel of the Blenheim breed,--the pet object of Miss Julia
Simpkinson's affections,--bounced out from beneath a sofa, and
began to bark at--his pantaloons.
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