The Ingoldsby Legends; or, Mirth and MarvelsIngoldsby, Thomas
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The Ingoldsby Legends; or, Mirth and Marvels
Ingoldsby, Thomas
English fiction -- 19th century; English poetry -- 19th century; English wit and humor; Humorous poetry, English
They were cleverly "built," of a light grey mixture, a broad stripe
of the most vivid scarlet traversing each seam in a perpendicular
direction from hip to ankle,--in short, the regimental costume of
the Royal Bombay Fencibles. The animal, educated in the country,
had never seen such a pair of breeches in her life--_Omne ignotum
pro magnifico!_ The scarlet streak, inflamed as it was by the
reflection of the fire, seemed to act on Flora's nerves as the same
colour does on those of bulls and turkeys; she advanced at the _pas
de charge_, and her vociferation, like her amazement, was unbounded.
A sound kick from the disgusted officer changed its character, and
induced a retreat at the very moment when the mistress of the
pugnacious quadruped entered to the rescue.
"Lassy me! Flo! what _is_ the matter?" cried the sympathising
lady, with a scrutinising glance levelled at the gentleman.
It might as well have lighted on a feather bed.--His air of
imperturbable unconsciousness defied examination; and as he would
not, and Flora could not expound, that injured individual was compelled
to pocket up her wrongs. Others of the household soon
dropped in, and clustered round the board dedicated to the most
sociable of meals; the urn was paraded "hissing hot," and the cups
which "cheer, but not inebriate," steamed redolent of hyson and
pekoe; muffins and marmalade, newspapers and Finnon haddies,
left little room for observation on the character of Charles's warlike
"turn-out." At length a look from Caroline, followed by a smile
that nearly ripened to a titter, caused him to turn abruptly and
address his neighbour. It was Miss Simpkinson, who, deeply
engaged in sipping her tea and turning over her album, seemed,
like a female Chrononotonthologos, "immersed in cogibundity of
cogitation." An interrogatory on the subject of her studies drew
from her the confession that she was at that moment employed in
putting the finishing touches to a poem inspired by the romantic
shades of Bolsover. The entreaties of the company were of course
urgent. Mr. Peters, "who liked verses," was especially persevering,
and Sappho at length compliant. After a preparatory hem! and a
glance at the mirror to ascertain that her look was sufficiently
sentimental, the poetess began:--
"There is a calm, a holy feeling,
Vulgar minds can never know,
O'er the bosom softly stealing,--
Chasten'd grief, delicious woe!
Oh! how sweet at eve regaining
Yon lone tower's sequester'd shade--
Sadly mute and uncomplaining--"
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