Married people -- Fiction; New York (State) -- Social life and customs -- Fiction
Out of saving money for the tea-room, that winter, the Applebys had as
much fun as they had ever found in spending. They were comrades,
partners in getting along without things as they had been partners in
working to acquire little luxuries. They went to the movies only once a
month--that made the movies only the more thrilling! On the morning
before they were to go Father would pound softly on the pillow by
Mother's head and sing, "Wake up! It's a fine day and we're going to see
a photoplay to-night!"
Mother did without her chocolate peppermints, and Father cut his smoking
down to one cigarette after each meal--though occasionally, being but a
mortal man, he would fall into sinful ways and smoke up three or four
cigarettes while engaged in an enthralling conversation regarding Mr.
Pilkings's meanness with fellow-clerks at lunch at the Automat.
Afterward he would be very repentant; he would have a severe case of
conviction of sin, and Mother would have to comfort him when he accused
himself:
"Seems as if I couldn't doggone never learn to control myself. I ain't
hopeless, am I? I declare, I'm disgusted with myself when I think of
your going without your chocolates and me just making a profane old
razorback hog of myself."
There was no sordidness in their minute economy; no chill of poverty;
they were saving for an excursion to paradise. They crowed as they
thought of the beauty of their discovery: lonely Grimsby Head, where the
sea stretched out on one side of their house and moors on the other,
with the State road and its motorists only two hundred feet from their
door. Though they should live in that sentinel house for years, never
would they enjoy it more than they now did in anticipation when they sat
of an evening in their brown flat, looking down on a delicatessen, a
laundry, and a barber-shop, and planned to invest in their house of
accomplished dreams the nickels they were managing to save.
The only thing that worried Father was the fact that their project put
upon Mother so great a burden in the way of preparations. At first he
took it for granted that only women could know about tea and tea-cups,
decorations and paper napkins and art and the disposal of garbage. He
determined to learn. By dint of much deep ratiocination while riding in
the Elevated between flat and store he evolved the new idea--cheapness.
It was nonsense, he decided, to have egg-shell china and to charge
fifteen cents for tea. Why not have neat, inexpensive china, good but
not exorbitant tea, and charge only five or ten cents, as did the
numerous luncheon-places he knew? Mother eagerly agreed.
Then the man of ideas began to turn his brain to saving Mother the
trouble of selecting the tea-room equipment. It was not an easy problem
for him. This gallant traveler, who wore his cap so cockily and paid a
three-dollar-and-sixty-cent check so nonchalantly when he was traveling,
was really an underpaid clerk.
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