Married people -- Fiction; New York (State) -- Social life and customs -- Fiction
He began by informing himself on all the technicalities of tea-rooms. He
lunched at tea-rooms. He prowled in front of tea-rooms. He dreamed about
tea-rooms. He became a dabster at tucking paper napkins into his neat
little waistcoat without tearing them. He got acquainted with the
waitress at the Nickleby Tavern, which was not a tavern, though it was
consciously, painstakingly, seriously quaint; and he cautiously made
inquiry of her regarding tea and china. During his lunch-hours he
frequented auction sales on Sixth Avenue, and became so sophisticated in
the matter of second-hand goods that the youngest clerk at Pilkings &
Son's, a child of forty who was about to be married, respectfully asked
Father about furnishing a flat. He rampaged through department stores
without buying a thing, till store detectives secretly followed him. He
read the bargain-sale advertisements in his morning paper before he even
looked at the war-news head-lines.
Father was no fool, but he had been known to prefer kindliness to
convenience. When he could get things for the same price he liked to buy
them from small struggling dealers rather than from large and efficient
ones--thereby, in his innocent way, helping to perpetuate the old
system of weak, unskilled, casual, chaotically competitive businesses.
This kindliness moved him when, during his search for information about
tea-room accessories, he encountered a feeble but pretentious
racket-store which a young Hungarian had established on Twenty-sixth
Street, just off Sixth Avenue. The Hungarian and one girl assistant were
trying by futile garish window-decorations to draw trade from the great
department stores and the five-and-ten-cent stores on one side of them
and the smart shops on the other side. But the Hungarian was clever, too
clever. He first found out all of Father's plans, then won Father's
sympathy. He coughed a little, and with a touching smile which was
intended to rouse admiration, declared that his lungs were bad, but
never mind, he would fight on, and go away for a rest when he had
succeeded. He insinuated that, as he was not busy now, he could do all
the buying and get better terms from wholesalers or bankruptcy bargain
sales than could Father himself. The Hungarian's best stock in trading
with Father was to look young and pathetically threadbare, to smile and
shake his head and say playfully, as though he were trying to hide his
secret generosity by a pretense of severity, "But of course I'd charge
you a commission--you see I'm a hard-hearted fella."
It was January. In a month, now, Mother would be grunting heavily and
beginning the labor of buying for the tea-room. So far she had done
nothing but crochet two or three million tidies for the tea-room chairs,
"to make them look homey."
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