The King of Schnorrers: Grotesques and FantasiesZangwill, Israel
General
The King of Schnorrers: Grotesques and Fantasies
Zangwill, Israel
Humorous stories; Jewish fiction; Jews -- England -- Fiction; London (England) -- Fiction
Flutter-Duck began to clean the fish with intensified viciousness. She
had bought them as a substitute for the goose, and they were a
constant reminder of her complex illhap. Very soon she cut her finger,
and scoured the walls vainly in search of cobweb ligature. Bitter was
her plaint of the servant's mismanagement; when she herself had looked
after the house there had been no lack of cobwebs in the corners. Nor
was this the end of Flutter-Duck's misfortunes. When, in the course of
the afternoon, she sent up to Mrs. Levy on the second floor to remind
her that she would be wanting her embroidered petticoat for the
evening, answer came back that it was the anniversary of Mrs. Levy's
mother's death, and she could not permit even her petticoat to go to a
wedding. Finally, the gloves that Flutter-Duck borrowed from the
chandler's wife were split at the thumbs. And so the servant was kept
running to and fro, spoiling the neighbours for the greater glory of
Flutter-Duck. It was only at the eleventh hour that an embroidered
petticoat was obtained.
Altogether there was electricity in the air, and Emanuel was not
present to divert it down the road of jocularity. The furriers stitched
sullenly, with a presentiment of storm. But it held over all day, and
there was hope the currents would pass harmlessly away.
With the rising of Flutter-Duck from the work-table, however, the
first rumblings began. Lewis did not attempt to restrain her from her
society dissipation, but he fumed inwardly throughout her toilette.
More than ever he realised, as he sat coughing and bending over the
ermine he was tufting with black spots, the incompatibility of this
union between ant and butterfly, and occasionally his thought would
shoot out in dry sarcasm. But Flutter-Duck had passed beyond the plane
in which Lewis existed as her husband. All day she had talked freely,
if a whit condescendingly, to her fellow-furriers, lamenting the
mischances of the day; but in proportion as she began to get clean and
beautiful, as the muslins of the great mirror became a frame for a
gorgeous picture of a lady, Flutter-Duck grew more and more aloof from
workaday interests, felt herself borne into a higher world of radiance
and elegance, into a rarefied atmosphere of gentility, that froze her
to statue-like frigidity.
She was not Flutter-Duck then.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
Reviews
Reviews
No reviews yet
Be the first to share your thoughts on this work.
Elsewhere in the archive