The Knickerbocker, Vol. 10, No. 4, October 1837Various
History
The Knickerbocker, Vol. 10, No. 4, October 1837
Various
Periodicals
'So long as Aaron, at Pharaoh's court, held the rod in his
hand, it remained a rod; but when he cast it on the ground, it
became a serpent. Remember this, ye parents! and cast it not
away.'
Next comes the turn of the rich man, at whom our worthy apostle
hammers away without mercy:
'MARK--RICH MAN!'
'If it were allowed to Samson to propound a riddle for the
delectation of his guests, it will perhaps be not ill taken
in me to question my hearers as follows: What is it? It hath
not feet, yet travelleth through the whole world; it hath no
hands, yet overmasters whole armies; it hath no tongue, yet
discourseth more eloquently than Bartolus or Baldus; it hath no
sense, yet is more mighty than all the wise men of the earth:
'tis a thing which, both in its German and Latin names, comes
near to God. Well now what is it? Crack me this nut, if you
can. It is nothing else than Gold. Take away the L from it, and
we have God, and in Latin _numen_ is God, and _nummus_ money,
which two names are near akin.
'In the days of Noah, when the weary waters were deluging
the world, the patriarch sent forth a dove to see how the
rains stood upon the earth. This pious and simple bird, more
obedient than the raven, returned speedily, and lighted on the
ark. After a time, he sent her forth again, and she returned
with an olive branch in her mouth; and here the holy book doth
not say that Noah this time laid hands on her, and took her
into the ark; whence it is reasonable to conclude that she flew
in the second time of her own accord, wherein lies no small
mystery. The first time, Noah was obliged to draw her into the
ark by force, the second time she flew freely in. Reason: the
first time, the dovelet had nothing; the dovelet was a poor
devil, and durst not venture into the ark,
Si nihil attuleris, ibis, Homere, foras.
The second time, it had an olive branch, and flew straight
in, well knowing that door and portal stand open to him that
bringeth any thing.'
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