The Knickerbocker, Vol. 10, No. 4, October 1837Various
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The Knickerbocker, Vol. 10, No. 4, October 1837
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'Here can I not omit to berate the miser a little. Dearest
reader! thou hast doubtless seen somewhat beyond the hedge of
thy father's garden, and wandered through many provinces and
regions; tell me then, if thou hast ever seen a living purse
of money? Such a rarity you have scarcely encountered. But lo!
in Matthew, xvii. 23, it is described, how our blessed Lord
and his disciples arrived at Capernaum, and the tax-money was
demanded of them, and as neither our Lord nor Peter had any
silver, he ordered the apostle to cast into the sea, and in
the mouth of the first fish he caught he would find money--as
indeed it happened, and thus the fish's mouth became a living
purse. It is with misers as with this fish; they have nothing
but gold in their mouths. They snap at gold, they talk of gold,
they fight for gold, they sing of gold, they praise gold, they
sigh for gold, they forget not gold, even on their death-bed.
Yea, we have an instance in that bold scoffer, who, when the
priest visited him in his last hour with the solemn rites of
the church, said to him: 'Sir parson, I need not what the
cup contains, but if you would have me loan you money on the
golden cup itself, I am at your service;' and with these wicked
words, gave up the ghost. So that we see that gold, gold is the
miser's only thought. O ye fools! ye toil and ye moil, ye chase
and ye race, ye sweat and ye fret, ye hurry and ye worry, ye
wear and ye tear--and all for gold! Ye drink not, ye eat not,
ye sleep not--for gold; till your eyes sink in your head like
two hollow nut-shells, till your cheeks are pale as a lawyer's
parchment, your hair ragged as a plundered swallow's nest, your
legs covered only with skin, like an old drum-head!'
After despatching the misers in this style, he draws to a conclusion,
and apostrophizes the world at large, telling them that all their
misfortunes arise from sin, a text which he illustrates in this wise:
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