The Lady of the Barge and Others, Entire CollectionJacobs, W. W. (William Wymark)
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The Lady of the Barge and Others, Entire Collection
Jacobs, W. W. (William Wymark)
England -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Humorous stories, English; River life -- Fiction
[Illustration: “What’s that?” cried the old woman.]
“_What’s that?_” cried the old woman, starting up.
“A rat,” said the old man in shaking tones—“a rat. It passed me on the
stairs.”
His wife sat up in bed listening. A loud knock resounded through the
house.
“It’s Herbert!” she screamed. “It’s Herbert!”
She ran to the door, but her husband was before her, and catching her
by the arm, held her tightly.
“What are you going to do?” he whispered hoarsely.
“It’s my boy; it’s Herbert!” she cried, struggling mechanically. “I
forgot it was two miles away. What are you holding me for? Let go. I
must open the door.”
“For God’s sake don’t let it in,” cried the old man, trembling.
“You’re afraid of your own son,” she cried, struggling. “Let me go. I’m
coming, Herbert; I’m coming.”
There was another knock, and another. The old woman with a sudden
wrench broke free and ran from the room. Her husband followed to the
landing, and called after her appealingly as she hurried downstairs. He
heard the chain rattle back and the bottom bolt drawn slowly and
stiffly from the socket. Then the old woman’s voice, strained and
panting.
“The bolt,” she cried, loudly. “Come down. I can’t reach it.”
But her husband was on his hands and knees groping wildly on the floor
in search of the paw. If he could only find it before the thing outside
got in. A perfect fusillade of knocks reverberated through the house,
and he heard the scraping of a chair as his wife put it down in the
passage against the door. He heard the creaking of the bolt as it came
slowly back, and at the same moment he found the monkey’s paw, and
frantically breathed his third and last wish.
The knocking ceased suddenly, although the echoes of it were still in
the house. He heard the chair drawn back, and the door opened. A cold
wind rushed up the staircase, and a long loud wail of disappointment
and misery from his wife gave him courage to run down to her side, and
then to the gate beyond. The street lamp flickering opposite shone on a
quiet and deserted road.
BILL’S PAPER CHASE
Sailormen ’ave their faults, said the night watchman, frankly. I’m not
denying of it. I used to ’ave myself when I was at sea, but being close
with their money is a fault as can seldom be brought ag’in ’em.
I saved some money once—two golden sovereigns, owing to a ’ole in my
pocket. Before I got another ship I slept two nights on a doorstep and
’ad nothing to eat, and I found them two sovereigns in the lining o’ my
coat when I was over two thousand miles away from the nearest pub.
I on’y knew one miser all the years I was at sea. Thomas Geary ’is name
was, and we was shipmates aboard the barque _Grenada_, homeward bound
from Sydney to London.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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