The Lady of the Barge and Others, Entire Collection — John Shaqi
The Lady of the Barge and Others, Entire CollectionJacobs, W. W. (William Wymark)
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The Lady of the Barge and Others, Entire Collection
Jacobs, W. W. (William Wymark)
England -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Humorous stories, English; River life -- Fiction
Thomas was a man that was getting into years; sixty, I think ’e was,
and old enough to know better. ’E’d been saving ’ard for over forty
years, and as near as we could make out ’e was worth a matter o’ six
’undered pounds. He used to be fond o’ talking about it, and letting us
know how much better off ’e was than any of the rest of us.
We was about a month out from Sydney when old Thomas took sick. Bill
Hicks said that it was owing to a ha’penny he couldn’t account for; but
Walter Jones, whose family was always ill, and thought ’e knew a lot
about it, said that ’e knew wot it was, but ’e couldn’t remember the
name of it, and that when we got to London and Thomas saw a doctor, we
should see as ’ow ’e was right.
Whatever it was the old man got worse and worse. The skipper came down
and gave ’im some physic and looked at ’is tongue, and then ’e looked
at our tongues to see wot the difference was. Then ’e left the cook in
charge of ’im and went off.
The next day Thomas was worse, and it was soon clear to everybody but
’im that ’e was slipping ’is cable. He wouldn’t believe it at first,
though the cook told ’im, Bill Hicks told him, and Walter Jones ’ad a
grandfather that went off in just the same way.
“I’m not going to die,” says Thomas “How can I die and leave all that
money?”
“It’ll be good for your relations, Thomas,” says Walter Jones.
“I ain’t got any,” says the old man.
“Well, your friends, then, Thomas,” says Walter, soft-like.
“Ain’t got any,” says the old man ag’in.
“Yes, you ’ave, Thomas,” says Walter, with a kind smile; “I could tell
you one you’ve got.”
Thomas shut his eyes at ’im and began to talk pitiful about ’is money
and the ’ard work ’e’d ’ad saving of it. And by-and-by ’e got worse,
and didn’t reckernise us, but thought we was a pack o’ greedy, drunken
sailormen. He thought Walter Jones was a shark, and told ’im so, and,
try all ’e could, Walter couldn’t persuade ’im different.
He died the day arter. In the morning ’e was whimpering about ’is money
ag’in, and angry with Bill when ’e reminded ’im that ’e couldn’t take
it with ’im, and ’e made Bill promise that ’e should be buried just as
’e was. Bill tucked him up arter that, and when ’e felt a canvas belt
tied round the old man’s waist ’e began to see wot ’e was driving at.
The weather was dirty that day and there was a bit o’ sea running,
consequently all ’ands was on deck, and a boy about sixteen wot used to
’elp the steward down aft was lookin’ arter Thomas. Me and Bill just
run down to give a look at the old man in time.
“I _am_ going to take it with me, Bill,” says the old man.
“That’s right,” says Bill.
“My mind’s—easy now,” says Thomas. “I gave it to Jimmy—to—to—throw
overboard for me.”
“_Wot?_” says Bill, staring.
“That’s right, Bill,” says the boy. “He told me to. It was a little
packet o’ banknotes. He gave me tuppence for doing it.”
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