The Lady of the Barge and Others, Entire CollectionJacobs, W. W. (William Wymark)
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The Lady of the Barge and Others, Entire Collection
Jacobs, W. W. (William Wymark)
England -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Humorous stories, English; River life -- Fiction
“Speak up,” said the voice from the schooner, encouragingly. “I’m
listening.”
There was no reply from the bargee. The master led the way to the
cabin, and lighting a lamp, which appealed to more senses than one,
took a seat on a locker, and again requested the other to fire away.
“Well, you see, it’s this way,” began the mate, with a preliminary
wriggle: “there’s a certain young woman—”
“A certain young what?” shouted the master of the _Arabella_.
“Woman,” repeated the mate, snappishly; “you’ve heard of a woman afore,
haven’t you? Well, there’s a certain young woman I’m walking out with
I—”
“Walking out?” gasped the skipper. “Why, I never ’eard o’ such a
thing.”
“You would ha’ done if you’d been better looking, p’raps,” retorted the
other. “Well, I’ve offered this young woman to come for a trip with
us.”
“Oh, you have, ’ave you!” said the skipper, sharply. “And what do you
think Louisa will say to it?”
“That’s your look out,” said Louisa’s brother, cheerfully. “I’ll make
her up a bed for’ard, and we’ll all be as happy as you please.”
He started suddenly. The mate of the schooner was indulging in a series
of whistles of the most amatory description.
“There she is,” he said. “I told her to wait outside.”
He ran upon deck, and his perturbed brother-in-law, following at his
leisure, was just in time to see him descending the ladder with a young
woman and a small handbag.
“This is my brother-in-law, Cap’n Gibbs,” said Ted, introducing the new
arrival; “smartest man at a barge on the river.”
The girl extended a neatly gloved hand, shook the skipper’s affably,
and looked wonderingly about her.
“It’s very close to the water, Ted,” she said, dubiously.
The skipper coughed. “We don’t take passengers as a rule,” he said,
awkwardly; “we ’ain’t got much convenience for them.”
“Never mind,” said the girl, kindly; “I sha’nt expect too much.”
She turned away, and following the mate down to the cabin, went into
ecstasies over the space-saving contrivances she found there. The
drawers fitted in the skipper’s bunk were a source of particular
interest, and the owner watched with strong disapprobation through the
skylight her efforts to make him an apple-pie bed with the limited
means at her disposal. He went down below at once as a wet blanket.
“I was just shaking your bed up a bit,” said Miss Harris, reddening.
“I see you was,” said the skipper, briefly.
He tried to pluck up courage to tell her that he couldn’t take her, but
only succeeded in giving vent to an inhospitable cough.
“I’ll get the supper,” said the mate, suddenly; “you sit down, old man,
and talk to Lucy.”
In honour of the visitor he spread a small cloth, and then proceeded to
produce cold beef, pickles, and accessories in a manner which reminded
Miss Harris of white rabbits from a conjurer’s hat. Captain Gibbs,
accepting the inevitable, ate his supper in silence and left them to
their glances.
“We must make you up a bed, for’ard, Lucy,” said the mate, when they
had finished.
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