The Lady of the Barge and Others, Entire CollectionJacobs, W. W. (William Wymark)
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The Lady of the Barge and Others, Entire Collection
Jacobs, W. W. (William Wymark)
England -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Humorous stories, English; River life -- Fiction
Miss Harris started. “Where’s that?” she inquired.
“Other end o’ the boat,” replied the mate, gathering up some bedding
under his arm. “You might bring a lantern, John.”
The skipper, who was feeling more sociable after a couple of glasses of
beer, complied, and accompanied the couple to the tiny forecastle. A
smell compounded of bilge, tar, paint, and other healthy disinfectants
emerged as the scuttle was pushed back. The skipper dangled the lantern
down and almost smiled.
“I can’t sleep there,” said the girl, with decision. “I shall die o’
fright.”
“You’ll get used to it,” said Ted, encouragingly, as he helped her
down; “it’s quite dry and comfortable.”
He put his arm round her waist and squeezed her hand, and aided by this
moral support, Miss Harris not only consented to remain, but found
various advantages in the forecastle over the cabin, which had escaped
the notice of previous voyagers.
“I’ll leave you the lantern,” said the mate, making it fast, “and we
shall be on deck most o’ the night. We get under way at two.”
He quitted the forecastle, followed by the skipper, after a polite but
futile attempt to give him precedence, and made his way to the cabin
for two or three hours’ sleep.
“There’ll be a row at the other end, Ted,” said the skipper, nervously,
as he got into his bunk. “Louisa’s sure to blame me for letting you
keep company with a gal like this. We was talking about you only the
other day, and she said if you was married five years from now, it ’ud
be quite soon enough.”
“Let Loo mind her own business,” said the mate, sharply; “she’s not
going to nag me. She’s not _my_ wife, thank goodness!”
He turned over and fell fast asleep, waking up fresh and bright three
hours later, to commence what he fondly thought would be the
pleasantest voyage of his life.
The _Arabella_ dropped slowly down with the tide, the wind being so
light that she was becalmed by every tall warehouse on the way. Off
Greenwich, however, the breeze freshened somewhat, and a little later
Miss Harris, looking somewhat pale as to complexion and untidy as to
hair, came slowly on deck.
“Where’s the looking-glass?” she asked, as Ted hastened to greet her.
“How does my hair look?”
“All wavy,” said the infatuated young man; “all little curls and
squiggles. Come down in the cabin; there’s a glass there.”
Miss Harris, with a light nod to the skipper as he sat at the tiller,
followed the mate below, and giving vent to a little cry of indignation
as she saw herself in the glass, waved the amorous Ted on deck, and
started work on her disarranged hair.
At breakfast-time a little friction was caused by what the mate
bitterly termed the narrow-minded, old-fashioned ways of the skipper.
He had arranged that the skipper should steer while he and Miss Harris
breakfasted, but the coffee was no sooner on the table than the skipper
called him, and relinquishing the helm in his favour, went below to do
the honours. The mate protested.
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