The Lady of the Barge and Others, Entire CollectionJacobs, W. W. (William Wymark)
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The Lady of the Barge and Others, Entire Collection
Jacobs, W. W. (William Wymark)
England -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Humorous stories, English; River life -- Fiction
“It’s a wonderful thing to me,” said Mr. Negget in a low voice to his
pipe, “as they should come to a house with a retired policeman living
in it. Looks to me like somebody that ain’t got much respect for the
police.”
The ex-policeman got up from the table, and taking a seat on the settle
opposite the speaker, slowly filled a long clay and took a spill from
the fireplace. His pipe lit, he turned to his niece, and slowly bade
her go over the account of her loss once more.
“I missed it this morning,” said Mrs. Negget, rapidly, “at ten minutes
past twelve o’clock by the clock, and half-past five by my watch which
wants looking to. I’d just put the batch of bread into the oven, and
gone upstairs and opened the box that stands on my drawers to get a
lozenge, and I missed the brooch.”
“Do you keep it in that box?” asked the ex-policeman, slowly.
“Always,” replied his niece. “I at once came down stairs and told Emma
that the brooch had been stolen. I said that I named no names, and
didn’t wish to think bad of anybody, and that if I found the brooch
back in the box when I went up stairs again, I should forgive whoever
took it.”
“And what did Emma say?” inquired Mr. Bodfish.
“Emma said a lot o’ things,” replied Mrs. Negget, angrily. “I’m sure by
the lot she had to say you’d ha’ thought she was the missis and me the
servant. I gave her a month’s notice at once, and she went straight up
stairs and sat on her box and cried.”
“Sat on her box?” repeated the ex-constable, impressively. “Oh!”
“That’s what I thought,” said his niece, “but it wasn’t, because I got
her off at last and searched it through and through. I never saw
anything like her clothes in all my life. There was hardly a button or
a tape on; and as for her stockings—”
“She don’t get much time,” said Mr. Negget, slowly.
“That’s right; I thought you’d speak up for her,” cried his wife,
shrilly.
“Look here—” began Mr. Negget, laying his pipe on the seat by his side
and rising slowly.
“Keep to the case in hand,” said the ex-constable, waving him back to
his seat again. “Now, Lizzie.”
“I searched her box through and through,” said his niece, “but it
wasn’t there; then I came down again and had a rare good cry all to
myself.”
“That’s the best way for you to have it,” remarked Mr. Negget,
feelingly.
Mrs. Negget’s uncle instinctively motioned his niece to silence, and
holding his chin in his hand, scowled frightfully in the intensity of
thought.
“See a cloo?” inquired Mr. Negget, affably.
“You ought to be ashamed of yourself, George,” said his wife, angrily;
“speaking to uncle when he’s looking like that.”
Mr. Bodfish said nothing; it is doubtful whether he even heard these
remarks; but he drew a huge notebook from his pocket, and after vainly
trying to point his pencil by suction, took a knife from the table and
hastily sharpened it.
“Was the brooch there last night?” he inquired.
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