The Lady of the Barge and Others, Entire CollectionJacobs, W. W. (William Wymark)
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The Lady of the Barge and Others, Entire Collection
Jacobs, W. W. (William Wymark)
England -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Humorous stories, English; River life -- Fiction
“It were,” said Mr. Negget, promptly. “Lizzie made me get up just as
the owd clock were striking twelve to get her a lozenge.”
“It seems pretty certain that the brooch went since then,” mused Mr.
Bodfish.
“It would seem like it to a plain man,” said Mr. Negget, guardedly.
“I should like to see the box,” said Mr. Bodfish.
Mrs. Negget went up and fetched it and stood eyeing him eagerly as he
raised the lid and inspected the contents. It contained only a few
lozenges and some bone studs. Mr. Negget helped himself to a lozenge,
and going back to his seat, breathed peppermint.
“Properly speaking, that ought not to have been touched,” said the
ex-constable, regarding him with some severity.
“Eh!” said the startled farmer, putting his finger to his lips.
“Never mind,” said the other, shaking his head. “It’s too late now.”
“He doesn’t care a bit,” said Mrs. Negget, somewhat sadly. “He used to
keep buttons in that box with the lozenges until one night he gave me
one by mistake. Yes, you may laugh—I’m glad you can laugh.”
Mr. Negget, feeling that his mirth was certainly ill-timed, shook for
some time in a noble effort to control himself, and despairing at
length, went into the back place to recover. Sounds of blows indicative
of Emma slapping him on the back did not add to Mrs. Negget’s serenity.
“The point is,” said the ex-constable, “could anybody have come into
your room while you was asleep and taken it?”
“No,” said Mrs. Negget, decisively. “I’m a very poor sleeper, and I’d
have woke at once, but if a flock of elephants was to come in the room
they wouldn’t wake George. He’d sleep through anything.”
“Except her feeling under my piller for her handkerchief,” corroborated
Mr. Negget, returning to the sitting-room.
Mr. Bodfish waved them to silence, and again gave way to deep thought.
Three times he took up his pencil, and laying it down again, sat and
drummed on the table with his fingers. Then he arose, and with bent
head walked slowly round and round the room until he stumbled over a
stool.
“Nobody came to the house this morning, I suppose?” he said at length,
resuming his seat.
“Only Mrs. Driver,” said his niece.
“What time did she come?” inquired Mr. Bodfish.
“Here! look here!” interposed Mr. Negget. “I’ve known Mrs. Driver
thirty year a’most.”
“What time did she come?” repeated the ex-constable, pitilessly.
His niece shook her head. “It might have been eleven, and again it
might have been earlier,” she replied. “I was out when she came.”
“Out!” almost shouted the other.
Mrs. Negget nodded.
“She was sitting in here when I came back.”
Her uncle looked up and glanced at the door behind which a small
staircase led to the room above.
“What was to prevent Mrs. Driver going up there while you were away?”
he demanded.
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