The Lady of the Barge and Others, Entire CollectionJacobs, W. W. (William Wymark)
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The Lady of the Barge and Others, Entire Collection
Jacobs, W. W. (William Wymark)
England -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Humorous stories, English; River life -- Fiction
He reached the back door at the same time as Mr. Bodfish, and placing
his legs apart, held it firmly against the frantic efforts of the
exconstable. The struggle ceased suddenly, and the door opened easily
just as Mrs. Driver and her friend appeared in the front room, and the
farmer, with a keen glance at the door of the larder which had just
closed, took a chair while his hostess drew a glass of beer from the
barrel in the kitchen.
Mr. Negget drank gratefully and praised the brew. From beer the
conversation turned naturally to the police, and from the police to the
listening Mr. Bodfish, who was economizing space by sitting on the
bread-pan, and trembling with agitation.
“He’s a lonely man,” said Negget, shaking his head and glancing from
the corner of his eye at the door of the larder. In his wildest dreams
he had not imagined so choice a position, and he resolved to give full
play to an idea which suddenly occurred to him.
“I dare say,” said Mrs. Driver, carelessly, conscious that her friend
was watching her.
“And the heart of a little child,” said Negget; “you wouldn’t believe
how simple he is.”
Mrs. Clowes said that it did him credit, but, speaking for herself, she
hadn’t noticed it.
“He was talking about you night before last,” said Negget, turning to
his hostess; “not that that’s anything fresh. He always is talking
about you nowadays.”
The widow coughed confusedly and told him not to be foolish.
“Ask my wife,” said the farmer, impressively; “they were talking about
you for hours. He’s a very shy man is my wife’s uncle, but you should
see his face change when your name’s mentioned.”
As a matter of fact, Mr. Bodfish’s face was at that very moment taking
on a deeper shade of crimson.
“Everything you do seems to interest him,” continued the farmer,
disregarding Mrs. Driver’s manifest distress; “he was asking Lizzie
about your calling on Monday; how long you stayed, and where you sat;
and after she’d told him, I’m blest if he didn’t go and sit in the same
chair!”
This romantic setting to a perfectly casual action on the part of Mr.
Bodfish affected the widow visibly, but its effect on the ex-constable
nearly upset the bread-pan.
“But here,” continued Mr. Negget, with another glance at the larder,
“he might go on like that for years. He’s a wunnerful shy man—big, and
gentle, and shy. He wanted Lizzie to ask you to tea yesterday.”
“Now, Mr. Negget,” said the blushing widow. “Do be quiet.”
“Fact,” replied the farmer; “solemn fact, I assure you. And he asked
her whether you were fond of jewellery.”
“I met him twice in the road near here yesterday,” said Mrs. Clowes,
suddenly. “Perhaps he was waiting for you to come out.”
“I dare say,” replied the farmer. “I shouldn’t wonder but what he’s
hanging about somewhere near now, unable to tear himself away.”
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