The Lady of the Barge and Others, Entire CollectionJacobs, W. W. (William Wymark)
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The Lady of the Barge and Others, Entire Collection
Jacobs, W. W. (William Wymark)
England -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Humorous stories, English; River life -- Fiction
Mr. Bodfish wrung his hands, and his thoughts reverted instinctively to
instances in his memory in which charges of murder had been altered by
the direction of a sensible judge to manslaughter. He held his breath
for the next words.
Mr. Negget drank a little more ale and looked at Mrs. Driver.
“I wonder whether you’ve got a morsel of bread and cheese?” he said,
slowly. “I’ve come over that hungry—”
[Illustration: Mrs. Driver fell back before the emerging form of Mr.
Bodfish.]
The widow and Mr. Bodfish rose simultaneously. It required not the
brain of a trained detective to know that the cheese was in the larder.
The unconscious Mrs. Driver opened the door, and then with a wild
scream fell back before the emerging form of Mr. Bodfish into the arms
of Mrs. Clowes. The glass of Mr. Negget smashed on the floor, and the
farmer himself, with every appearance of astonishment, stared at the
apparition open-mouthed.
“Mr.—Bodfish!” he said at length, slowly.
Mr. Bodfish, incapable of speech, glared at him ferociously.
“Leave him alone,” said Mrs. Clowes, who was ministering to her friend.
“Can’t you see the man’s upset at frightening her? She’s coming round,
Mr. Bodfish; don’t be alarmed.”
“Very good,” said the farmer, who found his injured relative’s gaze
somewhat trying. “I’ll go, and leave him to explain to Mrs. Driver why
he was hidden in her larder. It don’t seem a proper thing to me.”
“Why, you silly man,” said Mrs. Clowes, gleefully, as she paused at the
door, “that don’t want any explanation. Now, Mr. Bodfish, we’re giving
you your chance. Mind you make the most of it, and don’t be too shy.”
She walked excitedly up the road with the farmer, and bidding him
good-bye at the corner, went off hastily to spread the news. Mr. Negget
walked home soberly, and hardly staying long enough to listen to his
wife’s account of the finding of the brooch between the chest of
drawers and the wall, went off to spend the evening with a friend, and
ended by making a night of it.
IN THE LIBRARY
The fire had burnt low in the library, for the night was wet and warm.
It was now little more than a grey shell, and looked desolate. Trayton
Burleigh, still hot, rose from his armchair, and turning out one of the
gas-jets, took a cigar from a box on a side-table and resumed his seat
again.
The apartment, which was on the third floor at the back of the house,
was a combination of library, study, and smoke-room, and was the daily
despair of the old housekeeper who, with the assistance of one servant,
managed the house. It was a bachelor establishment, and had been left
to Trayton Burleigh and James Fletcher by a distant connection of both
men some ten years before.
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