The Lady of the Barge and Others, Entire CollectionJacobs, W. W. (William Wymark)
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The Lady of the Barge and Others, Entire Collection
Jacobs, W. W. (William Wymark)
England -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Humorous stories, English; River life -- Fiction
“Just so,” said the mate, with a grin at his brother-in-law, which made
that worthy shift uneasily. “I wonder what Loo will say when she sees
you with a lady aboard?”
“She came to please you,” said Captain Gibbs, with haste.
“Ho! she did, did she?” jeered the mate. “Prove it; only don’t look to
me to back you, that’s all.”
The other eyed him in consternation, and his manner changed.
“Don’t play the fool, Ted,” he said, not unkindly; “you know what Loo
is.”
“Well, I’m reckoning on that,” said the mate, deliberately. “I’m going
for’ard; don’t let me interrupt you two. So long.”
He went slowly forward, and lighting his pipe, sprawled carelessly on
the deck, and renounced the entire sex forthwith. At teatime the
skipper attempted to reverse the procedure at the other meals; but as
Miss Harris steadfastly declined to sit at the same table as the mate,
his good intentions came to naught.
He made an appeal to what he termed the mate’s better nature, after
Miss Harris had retired to the seclusion of her bed-chamber, but in
vain.
“She’s nothing to do with me,” declared the mate, majestically. “I wash
my hands of her. She’s a flirt. I’m like Louisa, I can’t bear flirts.”
The skipper said no more, but his face was so worn that Miss Harris,
when she came on deck in the early morning and found the barge gliding
gently between the grassy banks of a river, attributed it to the
difficulty of navigating so large a craft on so small and winding a
stream.
“We shall be alongside in ’arf an hour,” said the skipper, eyeing her.
Miss Harris expressed her gratification.
“P’raps you wouldn’t mind going down the fo’c’sle and staying there
till we’ve made fast,” said the other. “I’d take it as a favour. My
owners don’t like me to carry passengers.”
Miss Harris, who understood perfectly, said, “Certainly,” and with a
cold stare at the mate, who was at no pains to conceal his amusement,
went below at once, thoughtfully closing the scuttle after her.
“There’s no call to make mischief, Ted,” said the skipper, somewhat
anxiously, as they swept round the last bend and came into view of
Coalsham.
The mate said nothing, but stood by to take in sail as they ran swiftly
toward the little quay. The pace slackened, and the _Arabella_, as
though conscious of the contraband in her forecastle, crept slowly to
where a stout, middle-aged woman, who bore a strong likeness to the
mate, stood upon the quay.
“There’s poor Loo,” said the mate, with a sigh.
The skipper made no reply to this infernal insinuation. The barge ran
alongside the quay and made fast.
“I thought you’d be up,” said Mrs. Gibbs to her husband. “Now come
along to breakfast; Ted’ll follow on.”
Captain Gibbs, dived down below for his coat, and slipping ashore,
thankfully prepared to move off with his wife.
“Come on as soon as you can, Ted,” said the latter. “Why, what on earth
is he making that face for?”
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