The Lady of the Barge and Others, Entire CollectionJacobs, W. W. (William Wymark)
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The Lady of the Barge and Others, Entire Collection
Jacobs, W. W. (William Wymark)
England -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Humorous stories, English; River life -- Fiction
“It’s not proper,” said the skipper. “Me and ’er will ’ave our meals
together, and then you must have yours. She’s under my care.”
Miss Harris assented blithely, and talk and laughter greeted the ears
of the indignant mate as he steered. He went down at last to cold
coffee and lukewarm herrings, returning to the deck after a hurried
meal to find the skipper narrating some of his choicest experiences to
an audience which hung on his lightest word.
The disregard they showed for his feelings was maddening, and for the
first time in his life he became a prey to jealousy in its worst form.
It was quite clear to him that the girl had become desperately
enamoured of the skipper, and he racked his brain in a wild effort to
discover the reason.
[Illustration: He denied it again, hotly.]
With an idea of reminding his brother-in-law of his position, he
alluded two or three times in a casual fashion to his wife. The skipper
hardly listened to him, and patting Miss Harris’s cheek in a fatherly
manner, regaled her with an anecdote of the mate’s boyhood which the
latter had spent a goodly portion of his life in denying. He denied it
again, hotly, and Miss Harris, conquering for a time her laughter,
reprimanded him severely for contradicting.
By the time dinner was ready he was in a state of sullen apathy, and
when the meal was over and the couple came on deck again, so far forgot
himself as to compliment Miss Harris upon her appetite.
“I’m ashamed of you, Ted,” said the skipper, with severity.
“I’m glad you know what shame is,” retorted the mate.
“If you can’t be’ave yourself, you’d better keep a bit for’ard till you
get in a better temper,” continued the skipper.
“I’ll be pleased to,” said the smarting mate. “I wish the barge was
longer.”
“It couldn’t be too long for me,” said Miss Harris, tossing her head.
“Be’aving like a schoolboy,” murmured the skipper.
“I know how to behave _my_-self,” said the mate, as he disappeared
below. His head suddenly appeared again over the companion. “If some
people don’t,” he added, and disappeared again.
He was pleased to notice as he ate his dinner that the giddy prattle
above had ceased, and with his back turned toward the couple when he
appeared on deck again, he lounged slowly forward until the skipper
called him back again.
“Wot was them words you said just now, Ted?” he inquired.
The mate repeated them with gusto.
“Very good,” said the skipper, sharply; “very good.”
“Don’t you ever speak to me again,” said Miss Harris, with a stately
air, “because I won’t answer you if you do.”
The mate displayed more of his schoolboy nature. “Wait till you’re
spoken to,” he said, rudely. “This is your gratefulness, I suppose?”
“Gratefulness?” said Miss Harris, with her chin in the air. “What for?”
“For bringing you for a trip,” replied the mate, sternly.
“_You_ bringing me for a trip!” said Miss Harris, scornfully. “Captain
Gibbs is the master here, I suppose. He is giving me the trip. You’re
only the mate.”
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