There was unanimous approval registered in a strident roar. Despite
Stearns' protest the "chemist" was urged to mix him a Mamie, Fatty
finally becoming silenced in meek submission. Resolving to "shake the
bunch" at the first favorable moment, he gazed doubtfully at the
seductive mixture in his glass. Micky held up his Mamie and
soliloquized.
"This Mamie is a jade," he remarked, with an air of finality that
effectually settled the matter. "She's that smooth and insinuating, so
agreeable, that it seems as if you could drink her all night, so you
generally do. Plain whisky's more honest. It's got that old, shivery
yah-yah taste to it that keeps warnin' you all the time to sidetrack, so
you're apt to do it before you get telescoped by the D T's. But these
blamed fancy flips are what play the devil with a fellow. They're
come-ons, clear from champagne to ginger ale splits. They taste so
pretty that the next is a necessity, and after that, in the pleasant
salve to the palate, you lose count. Take Mamie here. She's the worst in
the push. You can gauge your capacity in any other line except on her.
She figures her own capacity and the figures always lie, as you realize
next morning. Much is a sufficiency, always. More is a superfluperosity.
"In this connection, Mamie reminds me of a story of an old man up north
who had slipped from grace for some years and never thought any more of
the religious teachings of childhood till trouble switched in, though
that's common enough. But along came a famine time and everyone was
livin' on short commons. The old man was urged to make a family prayer
for some of the necessities. He wasn't used to it and shied
considerable, but it was need that egged him on. Well, he got started O.
K. with 'O Lord, send us a bar'l o' pork. Send us a bar'l o' sugar. Send
us a bar'l o'--o'--pepper--Oh, hell! that's too much pepper!' was the
way he rang off.
"Now that's what I'll be sayin' about Mamie, too much of her, when I
come to, but such is her infernal fascination that--" He broke off with
a wild clutch at Fatty's receding coat tail. Stearns had seized the
favorable moment to escape. He got out before Micky could catch him. As
O'Byrn was about to shoot through the door in pursuit of him, it swung
inward and a familiar figure confronted the little Irishman.
"Well, Micky," remarked Dick dryly, "don't you think you've had enough?
Better come along."
For answer O'Byrn tried to drag Dick to the bar. "Come on, old man," he
shouted. "Get in! There's Mamies to burn."
Dick had heard of his co-worker's outbreak and hurried from the office
in quest of him, chancing to learn where he was. Micky had talked with
him previously, regarding his weakness, and Dick knew what its
uninterrupted continuance would mean.
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