The Last of the De Mullins: A Play Without a PrefaceHankin, St. John
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The Last of the De Mullins: A Play Without a Preface
Hankin, St. John
English drama -- 20th century
Yes, I own I’m rather pleased with it.
MRS. CLOUSTON
_(acidly)_
You seem to be able to dress very well
altogether, in spite of the shop.
JANET
_(correcting her)_
Because of it, Aunt Harriet. That’s the
advantage of being what is called “in trade.”
If I were a school teacher or a governess or
something genteel of that kind I could only
afford to dress like a pauper. But as I keep
a shop I can dress like a lady. Clothes are a
question of money, after all, aren’t they?
MRS. CLOUSTON
_(contemptuously)_
If one is in a shop it doesn’t matter how one
dresses.
JANET
On the contrary if one is in a shop it matters a
great deal. A girl in a shop _must_ dress well.
The business demands it. If you ever start a
hat-shop, Aunt Harriet, you’ll have to dress
very differently. Otherwise nobody will buy your
hats.
MRS. CLOUSTON
Indeed? Fortunately I’ve no intention of
starting a shop of any kind.
JANET
_(blandly)_
No! Well, I expect you’re wise. I doubt if you’d
make a success of it.
[_Loud ring heard off._
MRS. CLOUSTON
_(rather flustered--gasps)_
HESTER
I hope that’s not a visitor. _(Janet
stares Then laughs good-humouredly. Aunt
Harriet’s nervous desire to keep her out of the
way of visitors strikes her as amusing.)_ What
are you laughing at, Janet?
JANET
_(shrugs)_
Nothing, Aunt Harriet.
ELLEN
_(showing in)_
Miss Deanes. Mr. Brown.
[_Miss Deanes is a bulky, red-faced,
shortsighted woman of forty-two, very fussy and
absurd in manner, who talks very fast. Brown
carries a book._
MISS DEANES
How do you do, Mrs. Clouston. _Such_ a piece of
news! I felt I _must_ tell you. I brought Mr.
Brown with me. He was just leaving a book for
you, Hester, so I made him come in.
[_Shakes hands with Hester._
BROWN
Here it is, Miss De Mullin. It’s the one you
wanted to borrow. _Blore on the Creeds_.
HESTER
Thank you.
MISS DEANES
_(seeing Janet for first time)_
Janet! Is that you?
JANET
Yes, Miss Deanes. How are you?
[_Shakes hands._
MISS DEANES
Good gracious, child, when did you come? Why,
you’ve not been down to Brendon for years.
JANET
It is a long time, isn’t it?
MISS DEANES
And who is this young gentleman?
[_Noticing Johnny who is holding Janet’s hand
and staring at Miss Deanes._
JANET
_(calmly)_
That is my son. Shake hands with Miss Deanes,
Johnny.
MISS DEANES
_(astonished)_
Your son! There now! And I never knew you were
even married!
JANET
_(quite at her ease)_
Didn’t you!
MISS DEANES
No.
MRS. CLOUSTON
_(nervously)_
I forgot. I haven’t introduced you. Mr.
Brown--Mrs. Seagrave.
BROWN
_(bows)_
How do you do.
MRS. CLOUSTON
_(turning to Miss Deanes again)_
And now what is your piece of news, Miss Deanes?
MISS DEANES
_(volubly)_
Oh yes. I _must_ tell you. You’d never guess.
Somebody _else_ is engaged to be married, _(to
Janet)_ Who do you think?
JANET
I’ve no idea.
MISS DEANES
Bertha Aldenham--to Mr. Bulstead.
JANET
_(starts)_
Mr. Bulstead?
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