The Last of the De Mullins: A Play Without a PrefaceHankin, St. John
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The Last of the De Mullins: A Play Without a Preface
Hankin, St. John
English drama -- 20th century
MISS DEANES
Yes. But I forgot. _You_ wouldn’t know _them_.
They didn’t come here till long after you went
away. They bought Brendon Park from the Malcolms
three years ago. You remember the Malcolms,
Janet? Janet _(whose attention has wandered)_
Eh? Oh yes, of course.
MRS. CLOUSTON
Which Mr. Bulstead is it? The eldest?
MISS DEANES
Yes. Montague.
JANET
_(under her breath)_
Monty Bulstead! Engaged!
MRS. CLOUSTON
Are the Aldenhams pleased?
MISS DEANES
Very, I expect. The Bulsteads are so rich, you
see.
JANET
Does he live down here; this Mr. Montagu
Bulstead, I mean?
MISS DEANES
Oh no. He’s here on leave. He’s in the army. He
only got back three months ago _(with a little
giggle)_. He and Bertha haven’t taken long to
settle things, have they?
JANET
No, they haven’t taken long.
MISS DEANES
But I dare say he _will_ live here when he’s
married. As the Bulsteads are so rich.- The
father makes frilling and lace and so on. All
those things people used to make so much better
by hand. And Bertha may not care about army
life. I know I shouldn’t. _(Janet smiles
discreetly.)_ It’s not always very _nice_, is
it?
BROWN
_(to Johnny who has been staring at
him roundeyed across the room, with heavy
geniality)_.
Well, young man. Who are you staring at, eh? Do
_you_ want to talk to me?
JOHNNY
_(quite simply, in his high piping
treble)_
No, thank you.
JANET
Sh! Johnny! You don’t mean that. Go to Mr. Brown
when he speaks to you.
JOHNNY
Very well, Mummie.
_[Does so slowly_.
BROWN
_(taking his hands)_
Now then what shall we talk about, you and I?
JOHNNY
I don’t know.
BROWN
Don’t you? Suppose we see if you can say your
catechism then? Would you like _that_?
JOHNNY
What’s catechism?
BROWN
Come, Johnny, I’m sure your mother has taught
you your catechism.. Can you repeat your “Duty
towards your Neighbour”? _(Johnny shakes his
head emphatically)_. Try “My duty towards my
neighbour....
JOHNNY
Mother says it’s every one’s duty to be healthy
and to be happy! Is that what you mean?
BROWN
_(scandalized)_
No! No!
JOHNNY
Well, that’s what mother taught me.
JANET
_(coming to the rescue)_
I’m afraid he doesn’t know his catechism yet,
Mr. Brown. You see he’s only eight. _(Brown bows
stiffly.)_ Run away, Johnny, and play in the
garden for a little.
_[Leads him to the door in the bay._
JOHNNY
All right, Mummie.
_[Johnny runs out into the garden. A certain
relief is perceptible on his departure. It is
felt that his interview with Mr. Brown has not
been a success._...
MISS DEANES
_(who feels that a change of subject
will be only tactful)_
There now, Hester! I do believe you’ve never
asked after Dicky! He’ll be so offended!
HESTER
_(smiling)_
Has Dicky been ill again? I thought you said he
was better yesterday.
MISS DEANES
He was. But he had a relapse, poor _darling_. I
had to sit up all last night with him!
JANET
What has been the matter with him?
MISS DEANES
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