The Last of the De Mullins: A Play Without a PrefaceHankin, St. John
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The Last of the De Mullins: A Play Without a Preface
Hankin, St. John
English drama -- 20th century
Some sort of chill, Dr. Rolt said. I was
_dreadfully_ anxious.
JANET
What a pity! ‘Colds are such troublesome things
for children.
MISS DEANES
(puzzled)
Children?
JANET
Yes. You were speaking of a child, weren’t you?
Miss Deanes
Oh no. Dicky is my _cockatoo_. He’s the
_sweetest_ bird. Talks quite like a human being.
And never a coarse expression. That’s so unusual
with cockatoos.
JANET
Indeed?
MISS DEANES
Yes. The voyage, you see. They come all the way
from South America and generally they pick up
the most dreadful language, poor lambs--from the
sailors.
But Dicky didn’t. He has such a pure mind
_(rising)_. And now I really must be going. I
have all kinds of people I want to tell about
Mr. Bulstead’s engagement.
_[Shaking hands with Mrs. Clouston and Janet._
BROWN
I must be off too. Wait one moment, Miss Deanes.
Good-bye, Mrs. Clouston.
_[Shakes hands with Mrs. Clouston and bows
stiffly to Janet. He has not yet forgiven Johnny
for not knowing his catechism._
_(To Hester.)_
Good-bye, Miss De Mullin. Shall I see you at
Evensong?
_[Shakes hands with Hester._
I expect so.
HESTER
Poof!
_[Brown and Miss Deanes go out._
JANET
What a fool Miss Deanes is!
MRS CLOUSTON
_(indifferently)_
She always was, wasn’t she?
JANET
I suppose so. Going on in that way about her
ridiculous cockatoo! And that _hideous_ little
curate!
HESTER
I don’t see why you should sneer at all my
friends.
JANET
Are they your friends, Hester? Then I won’t
sneer at them. But you can’t call Mr. Brown
_handsome_, can you?
HESTER
Mr. Brown is a very good man and works very
hard among the poor. That’s better than being
handsome.
JANET
Yes. But less agreeable, isn’t it? However,
if _you_ like him there’s an end of it. But he
needn’t have begun asking Johnny his catechism
the very first time he met him. I don’t call it
good manners,
HESTER
How was he to know the poor child was being
brought up to be a little heathen?
_[Takes up her hat and cape and begins putting
them on._
JANET
_(shrugs)_
How, indeed!
MRS. CLOUSTON
Are you going out, Hester? Lunch will be ready
in half an hour. .
HESTER
Only to take Mrs. Wason her soup, Aunt Harriet.
JANET
_(looking curiously at Hester)_
Do you want to marry Mr. Brown, Hester?
MRS. CLOUSTON
My dear Janet!
JANET
Well, Aunt Harriet, there’s nothing to be
ashamed of if she does. Do you, Hester?
HESTER
Why do you ask such a question?
JANET
Never mind. Only answer it _(pause)_. You do
like him, don’t you?
HESTER
I’ve a great respect for Mr. Brown.
JANET
Don’t blush, my dear. I dare say that’s much the
same thing.
HESTER
I won’t talk to you about it. You only sneer.
Janet
I wasn’t sneering. Come, Hester, don’t be cross.
Why shouldn’t we be friends? I might help you.
HESTER
How could _you_ help me?
JANET
_(looking quizzically at poor Hester’s
headgear)_
I might make you a hat, my dear.
HESTER
Mr. Brown doesn’t notice those things.
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