The Last of the De Mullins: A Play Without a Preface — John Shaqi
The Last of the De Mullins: A Play Without a PrefaceHankin, St. John
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The Last of the De Mullins: A Play Without a Preface
Hankin, St. John
English drama -- 20th century
It sounded like a child. Where did it come from?
Over here, didn’t it?
MONTY
I think so.
JANET
_(alarmed)_
I hope Johnny... I must go and see... _(A moment
later Johnny runs in, sobbing, followed by Mrs.
De Mullin and Bertha.)_ Johnny! What is it, my
sweetheart?
[_Runs to him._
JOHNNY
Oh, Mummie, Mummie, I was running after the
rabbits and I tripped over some nettles and they
stung me.
MRS. DE MULLIN
He put his foot in a hole, Janet. He fell just
as I met Bertha _(shakes hands with Monty)_. How
do you do Mr. Bulstead.
JANET
There! There! my pet. Did it hurt very much?
Mother shall kiss it and make it well.
JOHNNY (sobs)
Oh-h-h--- [_Does so._
BERTHA
Is he your son?
JANET
Yes. Don’t cry any more, dear. Brave boys don’t
cry, you know.
JOHNNY
_(gasps)_
It h-hurts so.
JANET
I know. But crying won’t make it hurt less, will
it? So you must dry your eyes. Come now.
JOHNNY
All right, Mummie.
[_Stills sobs gradually._
BERTHA
_(astonished)_
I’d no idea you were married, Janet.
JANET
Hadn’t you?
BERTHA
No. When was it?
JANET
Eight years ago. Nearly nine. To Mr. Seagrave.
BERTHA
Is he down here with you?
JANET
No. My husband died soon after our marriage.
BERTHA
Poor Janet. I’m so sorry _(pause)_. And it was
before your marriage that Monty met you?
JANET
How do you know?
BERTHA
_(quite unsuspicious)_
He called you Miss De Mullin.
JANET
Of course.
MRS. DE MULLIN
_(pricking up her ears
suspiciously at this.)_
I didn’t know you had met my daughter before,
Mr. Bulstead.
BERTHA
Nor did I. They met down at Weymouth quite by
chance eight or nine years ago.
MRS. DE MULLIN
_(gravely)_
Indeed?
MONTY
Yes... I say, Bertha, excuse my interrupting
you. but we really must be off now if we’re not
to be late.
BERTHA
You want to win that bet!
MONTY
The bet’s off. There’s no time to give you any
start. I must come too or I shan’t be in time
myself and the Governor will simply curse.
BERTHA
Is Mr. Bulstead _very_ fierce if people are late
for dinner?
MONTY
Simply beastly.
BERTHA
How very unpleasant! I wonder if I’m wise to
marry into the family?
[_Shaking hands merrily with Mrs. DeMullin and
Janet. Then goes off r., laughing merrily._
MONTY
_(sardonically)_
I wonder _(shakes hands with Mrs. De Mullin and
Janet)_. Will you give me a kiss, old chap?
[_To Johnny._
JOHNNY
That’s three times.
[_Monty nods._
[_Monty follows Bertha off r. A long pause. Mrs.
De Mullin looks fixedly at Janet. Janet looks at
the ground._
MRS. DE MULLIN
_(slowly)_
Mr. Montague Bulstead seems unusually fond of
children, Janet.
JANET
Does he, mother?
[_She does not look up._
MRS. DE MULLIN
Yes. Johnny is rather old to be kissed by
strangers.
JANET
I supposed he kissed him because he was brave
about being stung.
MRS. DE MULLIN
He seems to have kissed him before. Twice.
JANET
I dare say. I didn’t notice.
MRS. DE MULLIN
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