The Last of the De Mullins: A Play Without a Preface — John Shaqi
The Last of the De Mullins: A Play Without a PrefaceHankin, St. John
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The Last of the De Mullins: A Play Without a Preface
Hankin, St. John
English drama -- 20th century
Johnny did, apparently.
JANET
Well, it doesn’t matter anyway, does it? _(Looks
up defiantly. Meets her mother’s eyes full on
her)_ Why do you look at me like that, mother?
MRS. DE MULLIN
Send Johnny away for a little, Janet. I want to
speak to you.
JANET
I’d rather not, mother. He might hurt himself
again.
MRS. DE MULLIN
He will be quite safe. Run away, Johnny. But
don’t go too far.
JOHNNY
All right, grandmother.
[_Johnny trots off into the wood. Pause._
JANET
_(defiantly)_
Well, mother?
MRS. DE MULLIN
Janet, why did you never tell us you had met Mr.
Bulstead before?
JANET
When?
MRS. DE MULLIN
Any time during the last three days, when we
were speaking of his engagement.
JANET
I’d forgotten all about it, mother.
MRS. DE MULLIN
Indeed? And why didn’t you tell us eight years
ago, when you met him at Weymouth, when you were
still “Miss De Mullin”?
JANET
Mother, don’t badger me like this. If you want
to ask me anything ask it.
MRS. DE MULLIN
Janet, Mr. Bulstead is Johnny’s father.
JANET
Mr. Bulstead? Absurd!
MRS. DE MULLIN
Then why did you pretend not to have met him?
Why did you conceal the fact of your meeting
him from us eight years ago? And why has
he concealed the fact from Bertha and the
Bulsteads?
[_Pause._
JANET
_(resignedly)_
Very well, mother, if you’re determined to know
you must know. Yes, he’s Johnny’s father.
MRS. DE MULLIN
Oh, Janet!
JANET
_(irritably)_
Well, mother, if you didn’t want to know you
shouldn’t have asked. I told you not to
worry me. _(Mrs. De Mullin begins to cry.
Remorsefully,)_
There, there, mother! Don’t cry. I’m sorry I was
cross to you. Don’t let’s talk any more about
it.
MRS. DE MULLIN
_(snuffling)_
No, Janet, we _must_ talk about it. There’s no
use trying to hide things any longer. You must
tell me the truth.
JANET
Much better not, mother. It won’t give you any
pleasure to hear.
MRS. DE MULLIN
Still, I’d rather know, Janet.
JANET
_(shrugs)_
As you please. What do you want me to tell you?
Mrs. De Mullin
Everything. How did you come to be at Weymouth?
I don’t remember your staying at Weymouth eight
years ago.
JANET
I wasn’t staying there. But Monty was.
MRS. DE MULLIN
_(shocked)_
Monty!
JANET
Mr. Bulstead. Oh, what _does_ it matter now?
He’d had typhoid and was there to recruit. I’d
ridden over on my bicycle...
MRS. DE MULLIN
_(lamentably)_
Bicycle! I always said it was all through
bicycling.
JANET
_(another shrug)_
He ran into me, or I ran into him. I was rather
shaken, and he asked me to come in and rest.
It happened close to the house where he was
lodging.
MRS. DE MULLIN
You went in! To his lodgings! A man you had
never met before!
JANET
My dear mother, when you have been thrown off
a bicycle, ordinary conventions cease to apply.
Besides, as a matter of fact, we _had_ met once
before--the day before, in fact.
MRS. DE MULLIN
Where?
JANET
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