Fantasy fiction; Science fiction; Subconsciousness -- Fiction
"Now, look here...."
"Be calm, judge!" Toffee said. "If you don't settle down we'll have to
find someone else. Now, who's being charged with what around here?"
"Who is that woman?" Julie demanded sharply.
Toffee smiled at her winsomely. "It would only upset you to know,
dear," she murmured.
The gavel banged again, announcing that the judge had regained the gift
of speech. "Silence in the court!" he bellowed. He turned eyes heavy
with vexation on Toffee's pert face. "If I give you a resume of the
court's activities until the awful moment of your intrusion, will that
make you feel sufficiently included in things?"
"That would be fine, judge," Toffee said pleasantly.
"God in heaven!" the judge moaned and took a deep breath. In a rumbling
voice he enumerated again the list of Marc's crimes. As he did so,
Marc's expression became more and more incredulous.
"But that's not true!" he cried out. "Almost none of it, judge!"
"Certainly it isn't," Toffee said. "In the first place, those lewd
pictures were planted on him."
"That's right, judge," Hotstuff said contritely. "I eased 'em onto him."
"And he didn't wreck any store, either," Toffee said hotly. "It was the
sergeant and his clumsy chums. As for assaulting them, I'd be happy to
oblige."
"And about the bus," Marc said. "I hadn't any reason to suspect it was
stolen."
"I guess that's right, judge," the driver said sadly. "I didn't tell
him it wasn't mine."
"There's something else you didn't get straight, judge," the skinny
nudist said. "His behavior wasn't lewd or immoral. It was just that he
had his clothes on. Naturally, we were upset."
"He wasn't shootin' at anyone, either," Moose put in. "He was just
tryin' to stop us."
"Wait a minute!" the judge yelled. "In a minute you'll be trying to
tell me this Pillsworth is a saint." He coughed excitedly. "I'm pleased
that you've all decided to incriminate yourselves, but you still
haven't succeeded in clearing Pillsworth. There are still the charges
of jail breaking and jewel robbery." He levelled his gaze on Marc.
"What have you got to say to that?"
* * * * *
Marc's interest, however, had been diverted by Hotstuff, who, for the
past several minutes had been staring with unbroken fascination at
Mario. Overlooking Hotstuff's begonia infested shorts, Marc followed
the pickpocket's gaze across the courtroom.
The first thing Marc noticed was that Mario was not comfortable under
Hotstuff's curious stare. The second was a large birthmark, roughly the
shape of an eagle, on Mario's forearm.
"My word!" Marc murmured.
"Mr. Pillsworth!" the judge said. "Would you mind giving your attention
to the court?"
"Oh, yes, your honor," Marc said, "I was just noticing the birthmark on
Mr. Matalini's arm. Its resemblance to an eagle is remarkable."
"Birthmark?" the judge said, glancing at Mario. "What birthmark?"
"Well, judge," Marc said, "you can't see it. But with my eyes the way
they are...."
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