The Lazy Tour of Two Idle ApprenticesDickens, Charles
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The Lazy Tour of Two Idle Apprentices
Dickens, Charles
Apprentices -- Fiction; Cumbria (England) -- Description and travel -- Fiction; Walking -- England -- Cumbria -- Fiction
‘They are mysterious men,’ said Brother Francis, ‘with inscrutable backs.
They keep their backs towards me with persistency. If one turns an inch
in any direction, the other turns an inch in the same direction, and no
more. They turn very stiffly, on a very little pivot, in the middle of
the market-place. Their appearance is partly of a mining, partly of a
ploughing, partly of a stable, character. They are looking at
nothing—very hard. Their backs are slouched, and their legs are curved
with much standing about. Their pockets are loose and dog’s-eared, on
account of their hands being always in them. They stand to be rained
upon, without any movement of impatience or dissatisfaction, and they
keep so close together that an elbow of each jostles an elbow of the
other, but they never speak. They spit at times, but speak not. I see
it growing darker and darker, and still I see them, sole visible
population of the place, standing to be rained upon with their backs
towards me, and looking at nothing very hard.’
‘Brother Francis, brother Francis,’ cried Thomas Idle, ‘before you draw
down the blind of the turret and come in to have your head scorched by
the hot gas, see if you can, and impart to me, something of the
expression of those two amazing men.’
‘The murky shadows,’ said Francis Goodchild, ‘are gathering fast; and the
wings of evening, and the wings of coal, are folding over Wigton. Still,
they look at nothing very hard, with their backs towards me. Ah! Now,
they turn, and I see—’
‘Brother Francis, brother Francis,’ cried Thomas Idle, ‘tell me quickly
what you see of the two men of Wigton!’
‘I see,’ said Francis Goodchild, ‘that they have no expression at all.
And now the town goes to sleep, undazzled by the large unlighted lamp in
the market-place; and let no man wake it.’
At the close of the next day’s journey, Mr. Thomas Idle’s ankle became
much swollen and inflamed. There are reasons which will presently
explain themselves for not publicly indicating the exact direction in
which that journey lay, or the place in which it ended. It was a long
day’s shaking of Thomas Idle over the rough roads, and a long day’s
getting out and going on before the horses, and fagging up hills, and
scouring down hills, on the part of Mr. Goodchild, who in the fatigues of
such labours congratulated himself on attaining a high point of idleness.
It was at a little town, still in Cumberland, that they halted for the
night—a very little town, with the purple and brown moor close upon its
one street; a curious little ancient market-cross set up in the midst of
it; and the town itself looking much as if it were a collection of great
stones piled on end by the Druids long ago, which a few recluse people
had since hollowed out for habitations.
‘Is there a doctor here?’ asked Mr. Goodchild, on his knee, of the
motherly landlady of the little Inn: stopping in his examination of Mr.
Idle’s ankle, with the aid of a candle.
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