The Lazy Tour of Two Idle ApprenticesDickens, Charles
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The Lazy Tour of Two Idle Apprentices
Dickens, Charles
Apprentices -- Fiction; Cumbria (England) -- Description and travel -- Fiction; Walking -- England -- Cumbria -- Fiction
‘Brother Francis, brother Francis,’ cried Thomas Idle, ‘what more do you
see from the turret, besides the man and the pump, and the trivet and the
houses all in mourning and the rain?’
‘I see,’ said Brother Francis, ‘one, two, three, four, five,
linen-drapers’ shops in front of me. I see a linen-draper’s shop next
door to the right—and there are five more linen-drapers’ shops down the
corner to the left. Eleven homicidal linen-drapers’ shops within a short
stone’s throw, each with its hands at the throats of all the rest! Over
the small first-floor of one of these linen-drapers’ shops appears the
wonderful inscription, BANK.’
‘Brother Francis, brother Francis,’ cried Thomas Idle, ‘what more do you
see from the turret, besides the eleven homicidal linen-drapers’ shops,
and the wonderful inscription, “Bank,”—on the small first-floor, and the
man and the pump and the trivet and the houses all in mourning and the
rain?’
‘I see,’ said Brother Francis, ‘the depository for Christian Knowledge,
and through the dark vapour I think I again make out Mr. Spurgeon looming
heavily. Her Majesty the Queen, God bless her, printed in colours, I am
sure I see. I see the _Illustrated London News_ of several years ago,
and I see a sweetmeat shop—which the proprietor calls a “Salt
Warehouse”—with one small female child in a cotton bonnet looking in on
tip-toe, oblivious of rain. And I see a watchmaker’s with only three
great pale watches of a dull metal hanging in his window, each in a
separate pane.’
‘Brother Francis, brother Francis,’ cried Thomas Idle, ‘what more do you
see of Wigton, besides these objects, and the man and the pump and the
trivet and the houses all in mourning and the rain?’
‘I see nothing more,’ said Brother Francis, ‘and there is nothing more to
see, except the curlpaper bill of the theatre, which was opened and shut
last week (the manager’s family played all the parts), and the short,
square, chinky omnibus that goes to the railway, and leads too rattling a
life over the stones to hold together long. O yes! Now, I see two men
with their hands in their pockets and their backs towards me.’
‘Brother Francis, brother Francis,’ cried Thomas Idle, ‘what do you make
out from the turret, of the expression of the two men with their hands in
their pockets and their backs towards you?’
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