The Lazy Tour of Two Idle ApprenticesDickens, Charles
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The Lazy Tour of Two Idle Apprentices
Dickens, Charles
Apprentices -- Fiction; Cumbria (England) -- Description and travel -- Fiction; Walking -- England -- Cumbria -- Fiction
Up hill and down hill, and twisting to the right, and twisting to the
left, and with old Skiddaw (who has vaunted himself a great deal more
than his merits deserve; but that is rather the way of the Lake country),
dodging the apprentices in a picturesque and pleasant manner. Good,
weather-proof, warm, pleasant houses, well white-limed, scantily dotting
the road. Clean children coming out to look, carrying other clean
children as big as themselves. Harvest still lying out and much rained
upon; here and there, harvest still unreaped. Well-cultivated gardens
attached to the cottages, with plenty of produce forced out of their hard
soil. Lonely nooks, and wild; but people can be born, and married, and
buried in such nooks, and can live and love, and be loved, there as
elsewhere, thank God! (Mr. Goodchild’s remark.) By-and-by, the village.
Black, coarse-stoned, rough-windowed houses; some with outer staircases,
like Swiss houses; a sinuous and stony gutter winding up hill and round
the corner, by way of street. All the children running out directly.
Women pausing in washing, to peep from doorways and very little windows.
Such were the observations of Messrs. Idle and Goodchild, as their
conveyance stopped at the village shoemaker’s. Old Carrock gloomed down
upon it all in a very ill-tempered state; and rain was beginning.
The village shoemaker declined to have anything to do with Carrock. No
visitors went up Carrock. No visitors came there at all. Aa’ the world
ganged awa’ yon. The driver appealed to the Innkeeper. The Innkeeper
had two men working in the fields, and one of them should be called in,
to go up Carrock as guide. Messrs. Idle and Goodchild, highly approving,
entered the Innkeeper’s house, to drink whiskey and eat oatcake.
The Innkeeper was not idle enough—was not idle at all, which was a great
fault in him—but was a fine specimen of a north-country man, or any kind
of man. He had a ruddy cheek, a bright eye, a well-knit frame, an
immense hand, a cheery, outspeaking voice, and a straight, bright, broad
look. He had a drawing-room, too, upstairs, which was worth a visit to
the Cumberland Fells. (This was Mr. Francis Goodchild’s opinion, in
which Mr. Thomas Idle did not concur.)
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