The Levellers: A Dialogue Between Two Young Ladies, Concerning Matrimony, Proposing an Act for Enforcing Marriage, for the Equality of Matches, and Taxing Single PersonsAnonymous
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The Levellers: A Dialogue Between Two Young Ladies, Concerning Matrimony, Proposing an Act for Enforcing Marriage, for the Equality of Matches, and Taxing Single Persons
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Marriage
What I say, in this Respect, is the common Practice of Mankind in Things
of another Nature: The Husbandman, if he has got a Tree in his Orchard,
that has grown a long Time, and has bore no Fruit, he cuts him down for
Fuel, and plants another in his Room: Why may we not do the same by the
human Batchelor Trees; especially, since they are grafted on so good
Stocks, and are so well watered and pruned? That is a very ill Sort of
Seed that will fructify in no Soil. It is the same Thing in Government;
a Batchelor is a useless Thing in the State, does but cumber the Ground,
and takes up the Room of a generous Plant, which would be of great
Advantage to the Commonwealth. I tell you, Madam, according to the Laws
of Nature and Reason, a Batchelor is a Minor, and ought to be under the
Government of the Parish in which he lives; for, though he be a
Housekeeper and for himself, as they call it, yet, having no Family, he
cannot be reckoned a good Commonwealth's-Man; and, if he is not a good
one, he is a bad one, which ought not to be suffered; nay, he is not a
perfect Man till such Time as he is married, for it is the Woman is the
Perfection of the Man.
_Politica._ Madam, I know you are endowed with true _English_
Principles, pray consider, whether the Law you mention be not
destructive of _Magna Charta_, since, without Cause or Offence, it
deprives a Man of his Property, and takes from him the Estate which
legally descended to him from his Ancestors.
_Sophia._ Madam, I find you hold me to hard Meat, I must give Reasons
for the Passing of my Bill: I argue thus, A Person who has broken, and
forfeited his Right to the _Magna Charta_ of Nature, ought to have no
Protection by the _Magna Charta_ of _Englishmen_: I prove my Proportion
thus, A Batchelor of Age, as such, has broken the Laws of Nature:
Increase and Multiply is the Command of Nature, and of the God thereof;
now, having broken the Laws of Nature, he ought not to have any
Protection from the Laws of _England_, because such, as have Protection
by those Laws, do contribute to the Support of those Laws, which an
adult Batchelor does not do according to the Constitution of _Magna
Charta_: Our Fore-fathers purchased the Liberties of _Magna Charta_, with
the Hazard of Life and Limb; they sealed that Writing with the Blood of
themselves and their Children, and, after the same Manner those
Privileges were procured, must they be supported and maintained; now a
Batchelor contributes little or nothing to the Support of our Freedoms;
the Money he pays in Taxes is inconsiderable to the Supplies given by
others in Children, which are an Addition to the native Strength of the
Kingdom: Money is like the soft and easy Showers, which only cool and
moisten the Surface of the Earth; Children are like the soaking Rain
which goes to the Root, and makes Trees and Vegetables fructify for the
Use of Man: Indeed, my Dear, a Batchelor can, in no Sense, be esteemed a
good _Englishman_.
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