The Life of Lazarillo of Tormes: His Fortunes and Misfortunes as Told by HimselfAnonymous
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The Life of Lazarillo of Tormes: His Fortunes and Misfortunes as Told by Himself
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Picaresque literature, Spanish; Spain -- Social conditions -- 16th century -- Fiction; Spanish fiction -- Translations into English
Another was lamenting with these words: "Oh, my son-in-law and my
lord! How could you leave without saying good-by? Oh, my little
grandchildren, now you are orphans, abandoned! Where is your
good father?"
The children were carrying the soprano of that unharmonious
music. They were all crying and shouting, and there was nothing
but weeping and wailing. When the water of that great deluge let
up a little they asked me how and what he had died from. I told
them about it and about the will he had made, leaving me as his
lawful heir and successor. And then it all started. The tears
turned into rage, their wails into curses, and their sighs into
threats.
"You're a thief, and you killed him to rob him, but you won't get
away with it," said the youngest girl. "That hermit was my
husband, and these three children are his, and if you don't give
us all his property, we'll have you hanged. And if the law
doesn't do it there are swords and daggers to kill you a thousand
times if you had a thousand lives."
I told them there were reliable witnesses there when he'd made
his will.
"That's a pack of lies," they said. "Because the day you say he
died, he was here, and he told us he didn't have any company."
When I realized that he hadn't given his will to a notary, and
that those women were threatening me, along with the experience
I'd had with the law and with lawsuits, I decided to be courteous
to them. I wanted to try to get hold of what I would lose if it
came into the hands of the law. Besides, the new widow's tears
had touched my heart. So I told them to calm down, they wouldn't
lose anything with me; that if I had accepted the inheritance, it
was only because I didn't know the dead man was married--in fact,
I had never heard of hermits being married.
Putting aside all their sadness and melancholy, they began to
laugh, saying that it was easy to see that I was new and
inexperienced in that position since I didn't know that when
people talked about solitary hermits they didn't mean they had to
give up the company of women. In fact, there wasn't one who
didn't have at least one woman to spend some time with after he
was through contemplating, and together they would engage in
active exercises--so sometimes he would imitate Martha and other
times Mary. Because they were people who had a better
understanding of the will of God they knew that He doesn't want
man to be alone. So, like obedient sons, they have one or two
women they maintain, even if it is by alms.
"And this one was especially obedient because he maintained four:
this poor widow, me (her mother), these two (her sisters), and
these three children who are his sons (or, at least, he
considered them his)."
Then the woman they called his wife said she didn't want them to
call her the widow of that rotten old carcass who hadn't
remembered her the day he died, and that she would swear those
children weren't his, and from then on she was renouncing the
marriage contract.
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