The Life of Lazarillo of Tormes: His Fortunes and Misfortunes as Told by HimselfAnonymous
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The Life of Lazarillo of Tormes: His Fortunes and Misfortunes as Told by Himself
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Picaresque literature, Spanish; Spain -- Social conditions -- 16th century -- Fiction; Spanish fiction -- Translations into English
But my hunger kept growing, mainly because my stomach had gotten
used to more bread during those previous two or three days. I
was dying a slow death, and finally I got to the point that when
I was alone the only thing I did was open and close the chest and
look at the face of God inside (or at least that's how children
put it). But God Himself--who aids the afflicted--seeing me in
such straits, put a little thought into my head that would help
me. Thinking to myself, I said: This chest is big and old, and
it's got some holes in it, although they're small. But he might
be led to believe that mice are getting into it and are eating
the bread. It wouldn't do to take out a whole loaf: he'd notice
that it was missing right away, since he hardly gives me any food
at all to live on. But he'll believe this all right.
And I began to break off crumbs over some cheap tablecloths he
had there. I would pick up one loaf and put another one down, so
that I broke a few little pieces off of three or four of them.
Then I ate those up just as if they were bonbons, and I felt a
little better. But when he came home to eat and opened the
chest, he saw the mess. And he really thought that mice had done
the damage because I'd done my job to perfection, and it looked
just like the work of mice. He looked the chest over from top to
bottom, and he saw the holes where he suspected they'd gotten in.
Then he called me over and said, "Lazaro, look! Look at what a
terrible thing happened to our bread this evening!"
And I put on a very astonished face and asked him what it could
have been.
"What else," he said, "but mice? They get into everything."
We began to eat, and--thank God--I came out all right in this,
too. I got more bread than the miserable little bit he usually
gave me because he sliced off the parts he thought the mice had
chewed on, and said, "Eat this. The mouse is a very clean
animal."
So that day, with the extra that I got by the work of my hands--or
of my fingernails, to be exact--we finished our meal, although I
never really got started.
And then I got another shock: I saw him walking around carefully,
pulling nails out of the walls and looking for little pieces of
wood. And he used these to board up all the holes in the old
chest.
"Oh, Lord!" I said then. "What a life full of misery, trials,
and bad luck we're born into! How short the pleasures of this
hard life of ours are! Here I was, thinking that this pitiful
little cure of mine would get me through this miserable
situation, and I was happy, thinking I was doing pretty well.
Then along came my bad luck and woke up this miser of a master of
mine and made him even more careful than usual (and misers are
hardly ever not careful). Now, by closing up the holes in the
chest, he's closing the door to my happiness, too, and opening
the one to my troubles."
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