The Life of Lazarillo of Tormes: His Fortunes and Misfortunes as Told by HimselfAnonymous
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The Life of Lazarillo of Tormes: His Fortunes and Misfortunes as Told by Himself
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Picaresque literature, Spanish; Spain -- Social conditions -- 16th century -- Fiction; Spanish fiction -- Translations into English
That's what I kept sighing while my conscientious carpenter
finished up his job with nails and little boards, and said, "Now,
my dear treacherous mice, you'd better think about changing your
ways. You won't get anywhere in this house."
As soon as he left, I went to see his work. And I found that he
didn't leave a hole where even a mosquito could get into the
sorry old chest. I opened it up with my useless key, without a
hope of getting anything. And there I saw the two or three
loaves that I'd started to eat and that my master thought the
mice had chewed on, and I still got a little bit off of them by
touching them very lightly like an expert swordsman.
Since necessity is the father of invention and I always had so
much of it, day and night I kept thinking about how I was going
to keep myself alive. And I think that hunger lit up my path to
these black solutions: they say that hunger sharpens your wits
and that stuffing yourself dulls them, and that's just the way it
worked with me.
Well, while I was lying awake one night thinking about this--how
I could manage to start using the chest again--I saw that my
master was asleep: it was obvious from the
snoring and loud wheezing he always made while he slept. I got
up very, very quietly, and since during the day I had planned out
what I would do and had left an old knife lying where I'd find
it, I went over to the sorry-looking chest, and in the place
where it looked most defenseless, I attacked it with the knife,
using it like a boring tool.
It was really an old chest, and it had been around for so many
years that it didn't have any strength or backbone left. It was
so soft and worm-eaten that it gave in to me right away and let
me put a good-sized hole in its side so I could relieve my own
suffering. When I finished this, I opened the slashed-up chest
very quietly, and feeling around and finding the cut-up loaf, I
did the usual thing--what you've seen before.
Feeling a little better after that, I closed it up again and went
back to my straw mat. I rested there and even slept a while.
But I didn't sleep very well, and I thought it was because I
hadn't eaten enough. And that's what it must have been because
at that time all the troubles of the King of France wouldn't have
been able to keep me awake. The next day my master saw the
damage that had been done to the bread along with the hole I'd
made, and he began to swear at the mice and say, "How can this
be? I've never even seen a mouse in this house until now!"
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