The Life of Lazarillo of Tormes: His Fortunes and Misfortunes as Told by HimselfAnonymous
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The Life of Lazarillo of Tormes: His Fortunes and Misfortunes as Told by Himself
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Picaresque literature, Spanish; Spain -- Social conditions -- 16th century -- Fiction; Spanish fiction -- Translations into English
I went down to one end, and he went over to the other, and we
made up the blasted bed. There really wasn't much to do: it just
had a bamboo frame sitting on some benches, and on top of that
there was a filthy mattress with the bedclothes stretched over
it. And since it hadn't been washed very often, it really didn't
look much like a mattress. But that's what it was used for,
though there was a lot less stuffing than it needed. We
stretched it out and tried to soften it up. But that was
impossible because you can't make a really hard object soft. And
that blessed packsaddle had hardly a damned thing inside of it.
When it was put on the frame, every strut showed through,
and it looked just like the rib cage of a real skinny pig.
And on top of that starving pad he put a cover of the same stamp:
I never could decide what color it was. With the bed made and
night on us, he said to me, "Lazaro, it's late now, and it's a
long way from here to the square. And besides, there are a lot
of thieves who go around stealing at night in this city. Let's
get along as well as we can, and tomorrow, when it's daytime, God
will be good to us. I've been living alone, and so I haven't
stocked up any groceries: instead, I've been eating out. But
from now on we'll do things differently."
"Sir," I said, "don't worry about me. I can spend one night--or
more, if I have to--without eating."
"You'll live longer and you'll be healthier too," he answered.
"Because as we were saying today, there's nothing in the world
like eating moderately to live a long life."
If that's the way things are, I thought to myself, I never will
die. Because I've always been forced to keep that rule, and with
my luck I'll probably keep it all my life.
And he lay down on the bed, using his pants and jacket as a
pillow. He told me to stretch out at his feet, so I did. But I
didn't get a damned bit of sleep! The frame struts and my
protruding bones didn't stop squabbling and fighting all night
long. With all the pains, hunger, and trouble I'd been through,
I don't think there was a pound of flesh left on my body. And
since I'd hardly had a bite to eat that day, I was groveling in
hunger--and hunger and sleep don't exactly make good bedfellows.
So I cursed myself (God forgive me!) and my bad luck over and
over, nearly all night long. And what was worse, I didn't dare
to turn over because I might wake him up. So I just kept asking
God for death.
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