The Life of Lazarillo of Tormes: His Fortunes and Misfortunes as Told by HimselfAnonymous
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The Life of Lazarillo of Tormes: His Fortunes and Misfortunes as Told by Himself
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Picaresque literature, Spanish; Spain -- Social conditions -- 16th century -- Fiction; Spanish fiction -- Translations into English
When morning came we got up, and he began to shake out and clean
his pants and jacket and his coat and cape (while I stood around
like an idle servant!). And he took his own good time about
getting dressed. I brought some water for him to wash his hands,
and then he combed his hair and put his sword in the belt, and
while he was doing that, he said: "If you only knew what a prize
this is, boy! I wouldn't sell it for any amount of money in the
world. And I'll have you know that of all the swords the famous
Toledan swordmaker Antonio made, there isn't one that he put as
sharp an edge on as this one has."
And he pulled it out of the sheath and felt it with his fingers
and said, "Look here. I'll bet I could slice a ball of wool with
it." And I thought to myself: And with my teeth--even though
they're not made of steel--I could slice a four-pound loaf of bread.
He put it back in the sheath and strapped it on, and then he hung
a string of large beads from the sword belt. And he walked
slowly, holding his body straight and swaying gracefully as he
walked. And every so often he would put the tail of the cape
over his shoulder or under his arm. And with his right hand on
his side, he went out the door, saying, "Lazaro, while I go to
mass, you watch the house. Make the bed and fill the pitcher up
with water from the river just down below us. Be sure to lock
the door so that nothing will get stolen, and put the key on the
hinge here so that if I come back while you're gone I can get in."
Then he went up the street with such a stately expression and
manner that anyone who didn't know him would think he was a close
relative to the Count of Arcos, or at least his valet.
I stood there, thinking: "Bless You, Lord--You give us sickness
and You cure us too! My master looks so content that anyone who
saw him would think he'd eaten a huge supper last night and slept
in a nice bed. And even though it's early in the morning, they'd
think he'd had a good breakfast. Your ways are mighty
mysterious, Lord, and people don't understand them! With that
refined way he acts and that nice-looking cape and coat he'd fool
anyone. And who would believe that that gracious man got by all
day yesterday on a piece of bread that his servant Lazaro had
carried all day and night inside his shirt for safekeeping--not
really the most sanitary place in the world--and that today when
he washed his hands and face, he dried them on his shirttail
because we didn't have any towels? Nobody would suspect it, of
course. Oh Lord, how many of these people do You have scattered
around the world who suffer for the filth that they call honor
what they would never suffer for You!"
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