The Life of Lazarillo of Tormes: His Fortunes and Misfortunes as Told by Himself — John Shaqi
The Life of Lazarillo of Tormes: His Fortunes and Misfortunes as Told by HimselfAnonymous
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The Life of Lazarillo of Tormes: His Fortunes and Misfortunes as Told by Himself
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Picaresque literature, Spanish; Spain -- Social conditions -- 16th century -- Fiction; Spanish fiction -- Translations into English
The marvelous appetite you have, I thought to myself, makes you
think mine is beautiful.
Still, I decided to help him, since he had opened up a way for me
himself. So I said to him, "Sir, a man can do a good job if he
has good tools. This bread is absolutely delicious, and the
cow's hoof is so well cooked and seasoned that no one could
possibly resist its taste."
"Is it cow's hoof?"
"Yes, sir."
"I tell you, there's no better dish in the world. I don't even
like pheasant as much."
"Well, dig in, sir, and you'll see how good it really is."
I put the cow's hooves into his, along with three or four of the
whiter pieces of bread. And he sat down beside me and began to
eat like a man who was really hungry. He chewed the meat off of
every little bone better than any hound of his would have done.
"With garlic sauce," he said, "this is an exceptional dish."
"You don't need any sauce with your appetite," I said under my breath.
"By God, that tasted so good you'd think I hadn't had a bite to
eat all day."
That's true as sure as I was born, I said to myself.
He asked me for the water jug, and when I gave it to him it was
as full as when I'd first brought it in. Since there was no
water gone from it, there was a sure sign that my master hadn't
been overeating that day. We drank and went to sleep, very
content, like we'd done the night before.
Well, to make a long story short, that's the way we spent the
next nine or ten days: that sinner would go out in the morning
with his satisfied, leisurely pace, to dawdle around the streets
while I was out hoofing it for him.
I used to think lots of times about my catastrophe: having
escaped from those terrible masters I'd had and looking for
someone better, I ran into a man who not only couldn't support me
but who I had to support. Still, I really liked him because I
saw that he didn't have anything and he couldn't do more than he
was already doing. I felt more sorry for him than angry. And
lots of times, just so I could bring back something for him to
eat, I didn't eat anything myself.
I did this because one morning the pitiful fellow got up in his
shirt and went to the top floor of the house to take care of a
certain necessity. And to satisfy my curiosity I unfolded the
jacket and pants he'd left at the head of the bed. And I found
an old, crumpled-up little purse of satiny velvet that didn't
have a damned cent in it, and there wasn't any sign that it had
had one for a long time.
"This man," I said, "is poor. And no one can give what he
doesn't have. But both the stingy blind man and that blasted
miser of a priest did all right in God's name--one of them with a
quick tongue and the other one with his hand-kissing. And
they were starving me to death. So it's only right that I should
hate them and feel sorry for this man."
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