The Life of Lazarillo of Tormes: His Fortunes and Misfortunes as Told by HimselfAnonymous
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The Life of Lazarillo of Tormes: His Fortunes and Misfortunes as Told by Himself
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Picaresque literature, Spanish; Spain -- Social conditions -- 16th century -- Fiction; Spanish fiction -- Translations into English
"You're just a boy," he answered, "and you don't understand
honor. That is the most important thing to any self-respecting
gentleman these days. Well, I want you to know that I'm a
squire--as you can see. But I swear to God that if I meet a
count on the street and he doesn't take his hat all the way off
his head for me, the next time I see him coming, I'll duck right
into a house and pretend that I have some business or other to do
there. Or I'll go up another street, if there is one, before he
gets up to me--just so I won't have to take off my hat to him.
Because a gentleman doesn't owe anything to anyone except
God or the King. And it isn't right, if he's a man of honor,
for him to let his self-respect fall even for a minute.
"I remember one day when I put a craftsman from my town in his
place, and I felt like strangling him, too, because every time I
ran into him he would say, 'God keep you, friend.' 'You little
peasant,' I said to him, 'How dare you address me with "God keep
you" as if I were just anybody? Where were you brought up?' And
from that day on, whenever he saw me, he took off his hat and
spoke to me the way he was supposed to."
"But isn't that a good way for one man to greet another: to say
'God keep you'?"
"Damn it!" he said. "That's what they say to the lower classes.
But to people who are higher up, like me, they're only supposed
to say, 'I hope you are well today, sir.' Or, at least, 'I hope
you feel well today' if the person talking to me is a gentleman.
So I didn't want to put up with that man from my town who was
filling me up to here with his 'God keep you.' And I wouldn't put
up with him either. In fact, I won't stand for anyone--including
the King himself--to say to me 'God keep you, friend.'"
"Well, I'll be. . . ," I said. "That's why God doesn't help
you out. You won't let anyone ask Him to."
"Especially," he said, "because I'm not so poor. In fact, where
I'm from I have a huge estate (it's fifty miles from where I was
born, right along Costanilla, the main street of Valladolid).
And if the houses on it were still standing and kept up, it
would be worth more than six thousand pieces of silver--just to
give you an idea of how big and grand it would be. And I have a
pigeon house that would produce more than two hundred pigeons a
year if it hadn't fallen down. And there are some other things I
won't mention, but I left them all because of my honor.
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