The Life of Lazarillo of Tormes: His Fortunes and Misfortunes as Told by Himself — John Shaqi
The Life of Lazarillo of Tormes: His Fortunes and Misfortunes as Told by HimselfAnonymous
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The Life of Lazarillo of Tormes: His Fortunes and Misfortunes as Told by Himself
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Picaresque literature, Spanish; Spain -- Social conditions -- 16th century -- Fiction; Spanish fiction -- Translations into English
"He told me that he came from Old Castile," I replied.
And the constable and notary laughed out loud, and said, "This
sort of information would be good enough to pay off your debt
even if it was bigger."
The neighbor ladies were there, and they said: "Gentlemen, this
is just an innocent boy, and he's only been with that squire a
few days. He doesn't know any more about him than you do.
Besides, the poor little fellow has been coming to our house,
and we've given him what we could to eat out of charity, and at
night he's gone to his master's place to sleep."
When they saw that I was innocent, they let me loose and said I
was free to go. And the constable and notary wanted the man and
the woman to pay them for their services. And there was a lot of
shouting and arguing about that. They said they weren't
obligated to pay: there was no reason for them to, since nothing
had been attached. But the men said that they had missed out on
some other more profitable business just so they could come here.
Finally, after a lot of shouting, they loaded the old lady's old
mattress onto a deputy--even though it wasn't very much of a
load. And all five of them went off, shouting at each other. I
don't know how it all turned out. I think that sinner of a
mattress must have paid everyone's expenses. And that was a good
use for it because the time it should have spent relaxing and
resting from its past strain, it had still been going around
being rented out.
So, as I've said, my poor third master left me, and I saw the
hand of my bad luck in this, too. It showed how much it was
going against me, because it arranged my affairs so backward that
instead of me leaving my master--which is what normally happens--
my master left and ran away from me.
IV. How Lazaro Went to Work for a Friar of the Order of Mercy
and What Happened to Him
I had to get a fourth master, and this one turned out to be a
friar of the Order of Mercy. The women I've mentioned
recommended me to him. They said he was a relative. He didn't
think much of choir duties or eating in the monastery; he was
always running around on the outside; and he was really devoted
to secular business and visiting. In fact, he was so dedicated
to this that I think he wore out more shoes than the whole
monastery put together. He gave me the first pair of shoes I
ever wore, but they didn't last me a week. And I wouldn't have
lasted much longer myself trying to keep up with him. So because
of this and some other little things that I don't want to
mention, I left him.
V. How Lazaro Went to Work for a Pardoner and the Things That
Happened to Him Then
As luck would have it, the fifth one I ran into was a seller of
papal indulgences. He was arrogant, without principles, the
biggest hawker of indulgences that I've ever seen in my life or
ever hope to see--and probably the biggest one of all time. He
had all sorts of ruses and underhanded tricks, and he was always
thinking up new ones.
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