The Life of Me: An AutobiographyJohnson, Clarence Edgar
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The Life of Me: An Autobiography
Johnson, Clarence Edgar
Fisher County (Tex.) -- Biography; Fisher County (Tex.) -- History; Johnson family; Johnson, Clarence Edgar, 1906-1994
One time when they were on the trail, they had bedded their
cattle down one night near San Angelo and were sitting around the
camp fire doing nothing when one cowboy said, "Let's go into town
and get something to drink."
Another one said, "Good idea, but we're all broke and the boss is
two days behind. How you gonna get whiskey without money?"
He said, "Saddle up and go with me and I'll show you."
Now this would be worth seeing, so quite a few of the boys rode
with him into town--carrying jugs half full of water.
History tells us that along about that time, San Angelo was made
up of at least 20 saloons and fewer than that number of all other
stores combined.
Before the cowboys reached town, they all knew just what to do.
After hiding their billfolds in their saddle bags, they each took
a jug and split up, one going to this saloon and one to that
saloon and so on.
Then each in turn told the bartender that they were out on the
trail with only half a jug of whiskey, and would he finish
filling it up? After the jug was filled, the cowboy would reach
for his wallet only to "discover" that he had lost it. The
bartender would just have to take back his half-gallon. The poor
boy would have to "make out" with only his original half-gallon.
Now, with quite a few cowpokes pulling this little stunt in about
half the saloons in San Angelo, you can bet your boots they rode
back to camp with plenty of what they came for, a little weak,
but free.
When Papa was a boy, the lives of his entire family had to do
with saddle horses and cattle. Even the little girls liked to
ride horses and play cowboy. The youngest girl, Annie, was one
of those little girls. But when Annie became big enough to do
chores, one of her chores was to churn the milk that made the
butter for the family. And she hated to have to stay home and
churn while her brothers rode out into the pasture after the
cows.
Now, I'm not positive of this, but knowing Papa as I do, I
wouldn't be surprised if he had something to do with helping his
little sister solve her problem. Whoever it was, the idea worked
well and made a little girl happy. She would tie a jar of milk
to her saddle and ride on out with the boys, letting her horse do
the churning.
At the Exum farm Mr. Whatley's pasture joined our field. And in
his pasture he had an old cow which was well educated in the art
of breaking through fences. And she seemed to enjoy slipping
into our corn patch.
Now, the normal procedure for the average farmer was to put a
yoke on the neck of such an animal. Of course, the purpose of
the yoke was to bridge across the wires and stop the cow from
going through the fence.
But this old cow soon learned to use the yoke to break the wires
so she could get through the fence easier. And she had been
spending entirely too much of her time in our field. Mr. Whatley
either could not or would not keep her out. Papa thought he
ought to keep her out.
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