The Lighter Side of English LifeMoore, Frank Frankfort
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The Lighter Side of English Life
Moore, Frank Frankfort
England -- Social life and customs; England -- Social life and customs -- Humor
“I want an apple--I can't see what harm an apple would do me,” he cried
again. But his daughter was firm. It was very pathetic to witness
the scene. The Lion of Persia becoming plaintive at being denied a
rosy-cheeked apple. The man who, with a force of only six hundred sabres
behind him, had ridden up to Mir Ali Singh with the three thousand
rebels supporting him, and demanded his sword, and got it, not being
able to get his apple when he had asked for it nicely, seemed to me to
be a most pathetic figure. I pleaded for him as one pleads for a child
in the nursery: he had been a good boy and had eaten all that had been
set before him quite nicely--why might he not have an apple to make him
happy?
But the daughter was inexorable. She told me that I did not know her
father, while she did. An apple would be poison to him; and so the old
hero was left complaining, with an occasional falsetto note, upon the
restrictions of his commissariat. I am pretty sure that there was no
falsetto note in any of his complaints in regard to commissariat forty
years ago.
He was a noble old warrior, however, for when his daughter had, with the
rest of the ladies, left us after dinner, he never put out a hand to
the apple dish, though there was no man at the table who would have
interfered with him had he done so; the Newtown Pippins remained
blushing, but not on account of any disloyalty on his part to the duty
he owed to the daughter who had his welfare at heart.
II.--THE DEAR OLD LADY
The aged lady who lives in a lovely old moated house a few miles out of
Thurswell is one of the youngest people I ever met. She is the mother
of two distinguished sons and the grandmother of a peeress. She takes an
interest in everything that is going on in various parts of the world,
and even points out the mistakes made by the leader-writers in the
London papers--some of the mistakes. But she does so quite cheerfully
and without any animus. She still sketches _en plein air_, and in her
drawings there is no suggestion of the drawing-master of the early
Victorians. Any elderly person who could hold a pencil and whose moral
character could bear a strict investigation was accounted competent to
teach drawing in those days; for drawing in those days meant nothing
beyond making a fair copy of a lithograph of a cottage in a wood with
a ladder leaning against a gable and a child sitting on a fence--a
possible successful statesman in the future--with a dog below him. She
never was so taught, she told me: she had always held out against the
restrictions of the schoolroom of her young days, and had never played
either the “Maiden's Prayer” or the “Battle of Prague.” Thalberg's
variations on “Home Sweet Home” she had been compelled to learn. No
young lady in that era of young ladies could avoid acquiring at least
the skeleton of Thalberg's masterpiece: and I was glad that this
particular old lady, who had once been a young lady, had mastered it;
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